Cute shit. The kind that is manufactured to.......

[Sparky Kronkite]

make you spend your money?

I hate it.

Sappy shit - built out of greed.

And fucking morons 'buy into it' every day.

Soap Operas - little kids with big eyes on velvet - puppies on cedar - kitties on cedar..........

You know - cute shit you find in 'trailer park bathrooms.'

Ceramic clowns!

I say, I say, I say......

What do I say?

I just hate that shit.

 

[juicylips]

*Crossing off ceramic clowns on Sparky's birthday list*

WTF do you want then???

JL

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

There are only but a few things in life I so crave......

Sex, and lots of it, with the opposite sex.

Numerous guitars. You can never have too many.

A very fast motorcycle or two. Hell, maybe ten.

Guns and ammo. Enough to shoot the shit out of anything.

A good book per quarter.

Everything else is just...... everything else.

I do like to destroy bad guys - that floats my boat.

Oh yeah - a good daily dumb is esential for ole Sparky's happiness.

 

[juicylips]

I'll buy you a motorcycle or two if you promise to give me a ride.

I am not talking about just the motorcycle either

That would fulfill another birthday wish

JL

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I already have a bike.....

A ZRX1200R - enough to move me - you - and very fast.

Got guns - getting more.

Got guitars - always want more.

Sex? Never enough.

 

[juicylips]

Re: I already have a bike.....

A ZRX1200R - enough to move me - you - and very fast.

Got guns - getting more.

Got guitars - always want more.

Sex? Never enough.

Forget the bikes then.

We will just fuck.

You can play me a song in between "sessions"

JL

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Cool!

And.....

You can 'hum' along.