Bubblegum *sugarless*
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- May 12, 2001
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I hadn't heard all of these before. I got a chuckle from them. 
There was a little girl, who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead
And when she was good, she was very very good
But when she was bad she got a fur coat, jewels, a sports car.
Humpty dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men had
Scrambled eggs on toast for breakfast
Hickory dickory dock
Three mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one
And the others escaped with minor injuries
Hey diddle, diddle, the cat did a piddle
all over the bedside clock
The little dog laughed to see such fun
And the cat died of electric shock.
Mary had a little lamb
It walked into a pylon
10,000 volts went up it's ass
And turned it's wool to nylon.
Georgie Porgy Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.
Jack and Jill Went up the hill
To have a little fun-
Stupid Jill Forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It had not been the spider that crept up beside her
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
Simple Simon met a Pieman Going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman "What have you got there?"
Said the Pieman unto Simon "Pies, you dickhead!"
There was a little girl, who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead
And when she was good, she was very very good
But when she was bad she got a fur coat, jewels, a sports car.
Humpty dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men had
Scrambled eggs on toast for breakfast
Hickory dickory dock
Three mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one
And the others escaped with minor injuries
Hey diddle, diddle, the cat did a piddle
all over the bedside clock
The little dog laughed to see such fun
And the cat died of electric shock.
Mary had a little lamb
It walked into a pylon
10,000 volts went up it's ass
And turned it's wool to nylon.
Georgie Porgy Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.
Jack and Jill Went up the hill
To have a little fun-
Stupid Jill Forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It had not been the spider that crept up beside her
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
Simple Simon met a Pieman Going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman "What have you got there?"
Said the Pieman unto Simon "Pies, you dickhead!"
He cracked me up.
