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2nitesthanight

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I have been dating this girl for quite some time and we havent been having sex, shes as up tight about that as it comes, and when thats all well and good if the oral sex is up to par but it isnt. she turns off the lights and wont let me see her do it or hides under the covers and she wont swallow! so im looking for a good girl whos ready to take it all and recieve the rewards! let me know if any of you ladies are interested
 
You are such a romantic

Listen, Jagbate:

No one is buying the concept of you having a girlfriend, one who will or won't succumb to your special charms.

If you count Mrs. Donovan, the 76-year-old widower who lives down the hall from your apartment, as your "girlfriend" then - well - we'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Sitting next to her at night watching the "Golden Girls" on Nick-at-Nite as you awkwardly try to put the moves on her is a vision I don't want to think about. I have to eat, ya know.

So, go back to jacking off to the FMH, Maxim and Stuff magazines you have piled at your bedside.

GOT
 
:rolleyes: I get a chuckle out of you sometimes, but seriously, you're an asshole from what I've been reading. Please at least keep these comments out of the Personals sections and in the Playground or something. A discussion / opinion forum is a far more suitable place for this crap than a Personal.

2night - I feel for ya, I used to have a "shy" GF. Kinda sucked, and not in the ways I'd have liked ;) Good luck, bro!
 
Better watch out, if she is hiding in the dark she could BE A MALE.
Seen it on SPRINGER a few times.
 
Schmev said:
:rolleyes: I get a chuckle out of you sometimes, but seriously, you're an asshole from what I've been reading. Please at least keep these comments out of the Personals sections and in the Playground or something. A discussion / opinion forum is a far more suitable place for this crap than a Personal.


You are probably correct.

I am jealous and would like what 2Nite is going to get eventually if he sticks to his guns and goes for the gold. Maybe he will share or point out some of her friends. That would be nice.
 
I appreciate all comments whether they are negative or not, I just know what I want and know that eventually i'll get it, even if the comment is negaitve it still bumps me up the list so I appreciate it
 
Bump

Hey, the guy wants a blowjob.

And when he gets it he needs to SHARE THE DETAILS! At least the good stuff.
 
Thank you (bump)

2nitesthanight said:
i'll glady share the details once i find a nice lady to assist me

Thank you for offering to share the tale. And if they have a friend PLEASE let us know! This is the kind of talent that not everyone can find.

Maybe here it can be done!!!!! It would make a great story for the site.
 
Hint

You would do better if your original post presented you as an interesting person, not just someone who whines about his girlfriend (why is she still your girlfriend?) and who would cheat on her without making an honest effort to put his relationship on track or end it honestly.

If you read the boards, you would find that this site is about a community of interesting people from which many great relationships or friendships have grown. If you participate in some of the threads, you would probably be more sucessful than your rather bald and somewhat dishonest request.

AG
 
Re: Hint

ag2507 said:
.... you would probably be more sucessful than your rather bald and somewhat dishonest request.

AG

AG, I beg your pardon but 2nitesthanight's approach may lack sophistication and definitely doesn't fall under the subheading "Subtle" but it also ain't dishonest.

GOT:eek:
 
Re: Re: Hint

God of Threads said:
AG, I beg your pardon but 2nitesthanight's approach may lack sophistication and definitely doesn't fall under the subheading "Subtle" but it also ain't dishonest.

GOT:eek:

I meant to his girlfriend, not to us! His honesty to us was brutal and told any potential respondant just how she might be treated! Hence no responses...

AG
 
Re: Re: Hint

God of Threads said:
AG, I beg your pardon but 2nitesthanight's approach may lack sophistication and definitely doesn't fall under the subheading "Subtle" but it also ain't dishonest.

GOT:eek:


Hmmm... maybe the problem is his headline banner, God. Perhaps it should be changed to something that will widen his range of options, somewhat. I'm thinking here to include gays, toothless old hags (mmmmm) and so on. Think we should suggest it?
 
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