Curmudgeon nominations

[Cheyenne]

Who is your favorite Lit curmudgeon and why?

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Ambrosious

He's curmudgeonly but with a sweet center. Rather a cross between Walter Mattheu and a ding dong.

love ya, Ambro

 

[TonyG]

Originally posted by Countess DeWinter
Ambrosious

He's curmudgeonly but with a sweet center. Rather a cross between Walter Mattheu and a ding dong.

ROFL.
He was also my first choice but my reason was much less interesting than yours Countess. If you don't mind I'll steal your reason. A Ding Dong, that's great.

Oh, a close second is Sparky...just a little less Dong.

 

[Countess DeWinter]

A little less dong??

I don't wanna be around when he reads that

LMAO!!!

 

[Guru]

 

[Ambrosious]

No it wasn't

And I elect Purple Haze. He cracks me up in a curmudgeonly way, or Flagg. Now that's talent! What is the female equivalent of a curmudgeon? Cause I got a couple, and NO, not her!

 

[Dillinger]

Damn if I don't feel old and ill-tempered today! And fuckin crusty too! *lol*\

I did a bit of research on the web regarding the female equivalent of a curmudgeon and the best I've been able to come up with is... *DRUM ROLL PLEASE*

"Female Curmudgeon"

Actually - that's not true... a female curmudgeon is a "termagant"

 

[Purple Haze]

Ambrosious,

Piss off.

 

[Ambrosious]

Purple Haze

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

See!

 

[Cheri]

Purp, who luvs ya baby?

 

[Purple Haze]

Cheri, come over here and help me get all these lousy kids off my grass.

"No, you can't have your ball back!"

Rotten little bastards.

 

[Cheyenne]

Cheri, come over here and help me get all these lousy kids off my grass.

"No, you can't have your ball back!"

Rotten little bastards.

ROTFLMAO!!!

I started this thread this morning because I had a real life curmudgeon in mind. I didn't nominate anyone, because no one really stood out as being the most curmudgeonly guy here. Until now. Purple Haze- you get my vote!

 

[Madame Pandora]

Cheri, come over here and help me get all these lousy kids off my grass.

"No, you can't have your ball back!"

Rotten little bastards.

You know, Purp, if you REALLY wanted the title, you'd turn the hose on them ;-)

P

 

[Purple Haze]

Those little sonsabitches, they come trampin' through my flowers, tryin' to sell me cookies and raffle tickets,

"Do ya think I want fuckin' cookies? Take your goddamn 'Trefoils' to those dope smokin' pinkos across the street, and let them eat 'em."

I think I'd rather just knock 'em all upside the head with my cane,............................... Goddammit!

 

[Ambrosious]

PH

Curmudgeon, not the scary old man at the end of the block.



HAHAHAHAHA! He kills me. Whew!

 

[Purple Haze]

Read your dictionary, fuck face.

 

[Ambrosious]

Fuck Face?

Are you a vet or something, you fly off at the littlest things...

 

[Purple Haze]

What are you writin' a book?

Wanna see my scars, Copy Boy?

Undeserving little turd.

 

[Guest]

 

[Purple Haze]

There's this big book, called a DICTIONARY.

The story isn't that good, and too bad for you there aren't a lot of pictures.

Why don't you get out of my yard and try it.

 

[Ambrosious]

PH

If I was writing a book, I would leave your chapter out due to intense wussy-ness.

Fuckin guitar slinger. Go play Mary Had A Little Lamb for me, would ya?

 

[Guest]

 

[Purple Haze]

Get out of my manure pile or I'll call your mother.

 

[LittleRedDevil]

*slinging eggs at purple's house*


Come and get you, you old coot!

 

[Madame Pandora]

Purp,

I've got one word for you: BUCKSHOT.

(Hurry, before they look that up and realize what it is)

MP