Curmudgeon Corner

[4est_4est_Gump]

Mince & mix curry, green onion, banana pepper, cream cheese and a nice mudfish fillet.

Stuff pigeon (squab for you food snobs). Glaze with melted butter. Sprinkle ⅔ paprika and ⅓ red pepper.

Bake covered in ¼ cup water at 350 until lightly browned.

Serve with potatoes, mashed or sweet, turkey gravy and green beans cooked up with a strip of bacon.

Tell everyone to stfu and eat.

Complainers get no fucking pie.

Which one of you assholes parked on the lawn instead of in the the street?

Pass me the Chivas and give Uncle Barry the cheap stuff. When he hits three sheets, have him key the car on the grass...

 

[Que]

*chuckle*

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Stay out of my fucking Chivas!



Remind Barry what green looks like; he's about to heave to and set sail. Here are my keys...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Scotch before dawn???


The gods are exasperated.

 

[Busybody]

Scotch before dawn???


The gods are exasperated.

grrr

where da CUNT at, dopey

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It's dawn, but not morning according to my schedule.



Byron willed it to me.

Barry heaves!


HO!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

My rule is, the sun is always over the yardarm somewhere, so have at it.


My brother has an infestation of great horned owls at his house. Seems they howl late into the night.


I just have rats in my 'hood that do that.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

grrr

where da CUNT at, dopey

Remind me to bitch-slap you later:

http://www.smutmodels.com/image_system/96/96968.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I want to see the picture on smutmodels.com, but the horned toad is calling me to hell is coming for breakfast.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I got a chance to visit with my brother yesterday. First time in way too fucking long.


He just got back from Wales, with pictures, and owl stories. His owl impersonation was pretty good.


http://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/great_horned_owl/sounds

http://fap.to/images/27/1477957634/big-tits-porn/Sophia-Rossi-Naked-Naughty-57.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

We have lots of horned owls here, you can get into a hooting contest with them.



Your second link is broke too...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I think he talks to them when he goes outside. Hell, I would.


I can see it, and it previewed fine. Who the fuck knows???


The SO's office Xmas party is tonight. It's really a mixed bag of folks there. At least the food is (pretty) good.

http://img.barelist.com/images/hosted/tgp/sienna-west-101512/pics/sienna-west-rides-dick-and-shows-off-her-big-round-tits-10.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The only question that matters is cash, or open, bar...



That's the difference between well on ice and Chivas neat.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Sorry, but neat drinks just dirty up the glasswear. Straight outta the bottle, now that's just . . . efficient.


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[4est_4est_Gump]

You died and went to heaven?



Pass the bottle...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Kinda . . .


but Heaven is only in the eye of the beholder.

 

[unregistered]

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Red blood makes the grass grow green...




Now, gtfo my lawn!

 

[Saint Peter]

You call that a lawn?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

stfu and stay out of my liquor cabinet...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Petey, stay off the grass:

We are entering a Stoned New World here, as Colorado entrepreneurs come up with new ways to make money in the new… ah… atmosphere… of tolerance. It’s also an interesting test case for longtime proponents of legalization such as myself, to see what happens when perfect theory encounters an imperfect world. Our first stumbling block is that the state-sponsored growers and sellers cartels have kept prices artificially high (no pun intended), so we still have a black market for the green herb. That also means, as we’ve discussed here before, that tax revenues are not meeting expectations.

http://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2014/1...-entering-a-stoned-new-world/?singlepage=true

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

iHop fucked up my order this morning.



It must have been a language barrier. I speak English and the waitress spks txt afk...

Maybe I should phone it in?

 

[Bidin~Time]

how did she ef up pancakes? they're pancakes!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I ordered the omelette!

With a full side of biscuits and gravy.

She brought me the biscuits and gravy with a hair...

 

[Bidin~Time]

oh nooooooooooooooooo