Cupboard Love

BigTopBedlam

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I'll put my cards on the table,
I have a skeleton in my closet,
That I need to get off my chest,
Her name was Ikea,
And she was the best seat in the house,
Until I forgot she was here,
One day when I got out of bed,
I found out she was dead,
Turns out she'd been like that all year!

https://i.imgur.com/lH3Z6V3.jpg
 
Glad you're all enjoying my little house-warming party. Can you take a coffee table with you on the way out? I have way too many and they're cluttering the place up.
 
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