cumming in the condomn

[Guest]

I am about to lose my virginity and want to make sure I do it right. I don't want to fuck up and end up getting my girlfriend pregnant. So here is my question.....once I blow my load, is it reccommended to keep going at it or put on a new condomn and then keep having sex? If I can keep using the same condomn, how long do you reccommend using this one, through the entire time of having sex, more than one orgasmn for myself? If you can help me out, it will make me feel a lot better when this really happens. It just doesn't seem like the rubber is strong enough for me!

 

[Pokerman]

Step 1) Buy a box of condoms
Step 2) Read the Instructions
Step 3) Look for the "how to" board
Step 4) Take future "how to" questions.....there.

 

[able]

frankly mate if you don't know that then you probably aren't old enough to @"£k anyway besides if that is the true measure of your brainbox do us a favour, cut your bollocks off and save us from you kids!
please dont schools do anything anymore!

 

[Demian]

Fuck Them Assholes!

They probably like the Dave Matthew's Band...

If the condum breaks, be a Gentleman...

Ask her if she prefers Mustard or Catsup with her Sperm

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Alright, alright -- I'm all for you not getting anyone pregnant so, yes, use a new condom each time, and clean off in between, and hold the sucker as you pull out. Welcome to the wonderful world of latex.

 

[Pokerman]

Like I said....read the directions on the box..

Though if you know you're both free of diseases, spend the extra money and use lambskin. 100x better than latex.

 

[Guest]

 

[Pokerman]

you'll know you've unrolled it correctly if you can read the serial number along the bottom of the condom....

 

[Willing and Unsure]

you'll know you've unrolled it correctly if you can read the serial number along the bottom of the condom....

so that's what he's looking at... i never really knew... and i just figured he was looking for holes..


shows how intelligent i am (am i ever glad he's more experienced than i am)

 

[curiosity]

Personally, I prefer to pull out even when I am wearing a condom. I have had a few condoms bust on me as well. If you are worried about getting her pregnant use a condom, but pull out as well before you do your thing. Always put on a new condom.

Look at the box for instructions. You should atleast get a good laugh at the picures anyway.

 

[Pan718]

And to figure out what size condom...

True. Get the cardboard roll from a toilet paper roll. When fully erect, if your penis has lots of room to move - buy a snug or fitted condom. If you fit inside but not lots of bouncing room, normal is fine. And if you don't fit inside- get a magnum.

Lengths are all the same, thickness is what the sizes are based on. (And if they measured length in Internet inches all condoms would be 36" long ; )

 

[Aphrodisiac]

whoa !

you'll know you've unrolled it correctly if you can read the serial number along the bottom of the condom....

Never knew about that serial # thing ...

Hmmmm .... intresting bit of information.

 

[The_old_man]

All of the above PLUS always use the lubricated type, they break much less often!

 

[Valdimer]

I would recomend changing condoms after "blowing your load".

Less chance to get her pregnant, and making a mess of yourself too.

 

[curiosity]

That is an interesting way of thinking about it. Where did you hear about using a toilet paper roll. Sounds like it hurts a bit. Tell me...do you lube the roll before inserting your tool? lol
Magnums all the way!!!

 

[Pan718]

Heard it from...

Sexologist Susie Bright... Other than trying them all out, I never had a clue before that. And I think if you need a lubricant in your tp roll, it's time to get a brawnier size...

Magnum PI

Ummm... I mean Pan

 

[Sweetlola]

Re: Fuck Them Assholes!

They probably like the Dave Matthew's Band...

Grrrrrrrrrrr.....

(... and that's all I have to say about that)

Hmph.

 

[Sweetlola]

Re: And to figure out what size condom...

True. Get the cardboard roll from a toilet paper roll. When fully erect, if your penis has lots of room to move - buy a snug or fitted condom. If you fit inside but not lots of bouncing room, normal is fine. And if you don't fit inside- get a magnum.

Lengths are all the same, thickness is what the sizes are based on. (And if they measured length in Internet inches all condoms would be 36" long ; )

Whoa... We have our own professional condom fitter! I love it! We have such a well-rounded lil' family here at Lit!

 

[Guest]

And lola...

Some of us are even rounder than others... or do I mean thicker? And noooooo, thank you, not a pro condom fitter... only moi got the personal fitting ; ). Those other fellows will have to find out for themselves... or better yet enlist the aid of a sexy woman like yourself!

Maybe that could be the next work at home opportunity for women? Custom condom fitting services. I just know some of our Lit ladies will grab onto that idea!

 

[Pan718]

Hey! That was my post!

Great. I somehow got logged off, and now my wonderful work at home idea for women will be forever 'unregistered.'

Pan

 

[Sweetlola]

Re: Hey! That was my post!

Great. I somehow got logged off, and now my wonderful work at home idea for women will be forever 'unregistered.'

Pan

Nonsense, sweetie. We knew it was you with such great ideas. So.... maybe I should get some training and quit my day job?

 

[Pokerman]

Was away for a day...coming back to explain my (obviously obscure joke...)

There are no serial numbers at the bottom of a condom....it's an old lockerroom joke.

Guy #1 - Hey when you put on a condom, did you ever notice the serial numbers and expiration date at the bottom?

Guy #2 - Really? No I never noticed it...

Guy #1 - Hmmmm....well guess you don't need to unroll them all the way then, huh?

******

 

[Willing and Unsure]

Guy #1 - Hey when you put on a condom, did you ever notice the serial numbers and expiration date at the bottom?

Guy #2 - Really? No I never noticed it...

Guy #1 - Hmmmm....well guess you don't need to unroll them all the way then, huh?

i dont get it

 

[Pan718]

Smiling...

I'd never heard the serial number joke, but I had this funny image of somebody unrolling the darn things and then never being able to get them on.

And since I'll be training you for your new position, Lola... first let's see you slip into the company trainee uniform... ; )

 

[Sweetlola]

Re: Smiling...

I'd never heard the serial number joke, but I had this funny image of somebody unrolling the darn things and then never being able to get them on.

And since I'll be training you for your new position, Lola... first let's see you slip into the company trainee uniform... ; )

Oh goodness... what have I gotten myself into THIS time? Argh...

And, poker... where is that serial number again? I'm not so sure I understand. Maybe I need a demonstration. *wink*wink*nudge*nudge*