Cum

[ForeskinGump]

Phee Phi Pho Phum, I smell the cum of an Englishmun.

thanks

 

[WickedEve]

I'm trying to decide whether or not to move this thread. Tell me, is that a poem you wrote, a greeting, nothing? Oh well, let's say it's a poem so the other poets can come in here and hijack your thread with poetry.

 

[ForeskinGump]

it's poetry. i'm just an amateur poet, but i felt like sharing some of the poetry that i've made so far.

thank you
Chuck

 

[WickedEve]

Share away.
So, do you have anything else besides beanstalk verse?

 

[ForeskinGump]

Share away.
So, do you have anything else besides beanstalk verse?

slow slow, slow your cock
gently into my stream
oh mary oh mary oh mary mary
i'm about to cream

 

[Angeline]

Share away.
So, do you have anything else besides beanstalk verse?

Apparently not.

 

[Tathagata]

it's poetry. i'm just an amateur poet, but i felt like sharing some of the poetry that i've made so far.

thank you
Chuck

whats up chuck?

 

[Jennifer C]

slow slow, slow your cock
gently into my stream
oh mary oh mary oh mary mary
i'm about to cream

 

[WickedEve]

Jennifer, you're always supportive of all poetry and poets no matter what they write, but I really don't think he's here to write poetry. He seems to be just posting anything and everything just for the heck of it. In my opinion, replying to anymore of his "poetry" posts is a waste of our time.
https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=13599034&postcount=1

 

[Jennifer C]

Jennifer, you're always supportive of all poetry and poets no matter what they write, but I really don't think he's here to write poetry. He seems to be just posting anything and everything just for the heck of it. In my opinion, replying to anymore of his "poetry" posts is a waste of our time.
https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=13599034&postcount=1

I didn't actually class that as poetry but thought I would welcome him to threads (You're right I do try and be supportive) but after viewing that link I shall not be replying to anymore.

Thanks for the heads up Eve...

 

[Jennifer C]

Can we hijack this thread now, lol...

 

[LeBroz]

Can we hijack this thread now, lol...

Oh Ho!!! And where do you want to take it - upstream or down?

 

[Jennifer C]

Oh Ho!!! And where do you want to take it - upstream or down?

Lol, which ever way you're going babe...

 

[WickedEve]

Can we hijack this thread now, lol...

I think we should.

 

[Jennifer C]

I think we should.

Seems a shame to waste a thread.... and i'm all out of beanstalk verses...

 

[CharleyH]

Share away.
So, do you have anything else besides beanstalk verse?

Both your responses are way too hilarious. Thanks for the best laugh of my day! LOL

 

[Angeline]

Both your responses are way too hilarious. Thanks for the best laugh of my day! LOL

Tath's post made me snort my coffee.

 

[WickedEve]

Tath's post made me snort my coffee.

UH! It was a typical monkey response. Well... for tath that makes sense.

 

[Angeline]

UH! It was a typical monkey response. Well... for tath that makes sense.

He's a smart ass. I like that about him--there's something very Joisey in it to me. He'd fit right in like in Weehawken or Ho-ho-kus. lol.

 

[Tathagata]

He's a smart ass. I like that about him--there's something very Joisey in it to me. He'd fit right in like in Weehawken or Ho-ho-kus. lol.

Hackensack, or Nutley


well I'm glad someone got it
we used to say that to a very large but very dumb guy when we were in a band
it was like a 3 stooges skit we'd all file past and go
" what's upchuck"?
and wave
and he would say
" Not much"
to every one of us and never caught on

 

[Angeline]

Hackensack, or Nutley


well I'm glad someone got it
we used to say that to a very large but very dumb guy when we were in a band
it was like a 3 stooges skit we'd all file past and go
" what's upchuck"?
and wave
and he would say
" Not much"
to every one of us and never caught on

You're just a natural poet...I think. Chuck was prolly better off not getting it, right?

 

[Tathagata]

You're just a natural poet...I think. Chuck was prolly better off not getting it, right?

Oh yes
he'd have ground our bones to make his bread

 

[Angeline]

Oh yes
he'd have ground our bones to make his bread

So you mean *you* were better off.

Just clarifying.

 

[Tathagata]

So you mean *you* were better off.

Just clarifying.

well technically yeah

 

[WickedEve]

Hackensack, or Nutley


well I'm glad someone got it
we used to say that to a very large but very dumb guy when we were in a band
it was like a 3 stooges skit we'd all file past and go
" what's upchuck"?
and wave
and he would say
" Not much"
to every one of us and never caught on

I thought everyone knew that old upchuck line. Maybe just us old people. Speaking of old, my kid keeps saying very loudly in the store, "Let me help you push the cart mommy since you're an old lady." "Hey old lady, why don't you ever bake cookies? I'll teach you how since you're an old lady." This from a 6 year-old!