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[YeahBabyyy]

Hey guys (meaning men & women too)

I just thought I would give this a go.
If your anything like me, I look for erotic stuff all over.
In the past I have signed up for letters and columns that I get in emails or maybe it just comes in emails from friends. Jokes, letters about sex (positions, fetishes, masturbation …ect) you may even recognize some of it .I won’t be leaving names in them.
Fell free to add stuff or leave any remarks you want to let me know if any of the positions work …lol

 

[YeahBabyyy]

This is a tip for people who have trouble giving cunnilingus
the regular way (man laying on belly head between partners
legs). I have a bad neck & back and this works best for me
try laying in your side with one of your partners legs on
your chest and hold the other or use a pillow, at this point
you have full access to not only all of the vagina but the
anus as well (analingus anyone?). this also works good on
big partners and you are free to do more than you think you
can. Hope people like this one.

 

[YeahBabyyy]

Growing up in a Christian environment, "sex" was wrong- So,
rather than fantasize about doing what was "wrong", my fanta-
sies were always about receiving oral, which I rationalized
as "not sex". In that environment, the desire for oral became
a core fundamental sexual need. Then, I married a woman and
was married for 10 years without oral sex because she would
not consider it. Her unwillingness actually caused a huge
emotional separation on my part. After we divorced I have
dated several people, but one person seriously for a couple
of years. Again, she wouldn't and that again was a large
part of what caused the emotional separation that led to
that breakup. In both cases, both women KNEW what I wanted
and needed and were unwilling because they didn't like it.

Tell the ladies not to take it for granted and not to think
it's no big deal NOT to. A LOT of guys are like me. The
pleasure is intense, but it isn't always about the pleasure.
In your formative years, if fantasies about oral sex are
almost all you had, then largely, THAT is what you believe
sex IS, even though as you mature you learn more about sexual
acts. Personally, I would take one good blowjob a week over
intercourse everyday if I had to choose. That, of course,
would be selfish because truly she wouldn't get the closeness
and sexual pleasure she deserves. Thus, the perfect relation-
ship would be a mix of both on a regular basis. It SHOULD be
incorporated into foreplay, but a few seconds of it in fore-
play isn't a substitute for fully orally pleasing him. And,
being unwilling might just end an otherwise stable
relationship.

 

[YeahBabyyy]

I love to give my honey oral he loves to lay back in his
recliner and I kneel on the floor in front of him. He loves
it and he loves to watch me do it. Tells me I'm better than
TV any day. The real trick is too look at him while doing it.
The sexy look that you are enjoying it the look that will
turn him on and want to return the favor. I learned along
time ago the way to a man's heart isn't through his stomach,
it's a few inches lower. Love your columns I'm 51 and I've
learned a lot from them never too old to learn new tricks.

 

[YeahBabyyy]

I for one, love to perform oral sex
on my partner. To be able to lick her into a complete frenzy
is almost enough to get me off at the same time.

One thing I love to do is when she has reached orgasm, I
almost completely stop licking her. Not completely though,
I'll gently lick or suck very gently very slowly until she
is done with her orgasm. Then I will slowly increase my
actions until she is ready to explode again. Unless she is a
great actress, that second orgasm appears to be mind blowing
for her. Other times I will get her to the point right before
orgasm and then finish her and myself off by entering her.

 

[Bug Eyed Monster]

A Great Idea

I just saw this thread and thought it was a great idea so I figured I would bump it back up.

The only tip/technique that I can think of is having her lie on her back with her head hanging off the bed, thereby hyper extending the neck and allowing for deper penetration. It is good for a short time.

Enjoy.

 

[too shy89]

I love to give my honey oral he loves to lay back in his
recliner and I kneel on the floor in front of him. He loves
it and he loves to watch me do it. Tells me I'm better than
TV any day. The real trick is too look at him while doing it.
The sexy look that you are enjoying it the look that will
turn him on and want to return the favor. I learned along
time ago the way to a man's heart isn't through his stomach,
it's a few inches lower. Love your columns I'm 51 and I've
learned a lot from them never too old to learn new tricks.

I love giving and receiving oral. I get such a rush watching my partner get pleasure.

 

[YeahBabyyy]

I love giving and receiving oral. I get such a rush watching my partner get pleasure.

I'm with you ...Its a BIG turn-on for me too

 

[YeahBabyyy]

Re: A Great Idea

I just saw this thread and thought it was a great idea so I figured I would bump it back up.

The only tip/technique that I can think of is having her lie on her back with her head hanging off the bed, thereby hyper extending the neck and allowing for deper penetration. It is good for a short time.

Enjoy.

Thanks for stopin by and for your input ...

 

[YeahBabyyy]

kinda long sorry

Who's Saying "No"?

Let me begin by saying there are some people who sincerely
do not wish to receive oral sex, and that's absolutely fine.
This article will not address those people. I'm specifically
referring to people who continually give to their partners
in the oral department and eagerly would like to be on the
receiving end as well. But their partner refuses. That's
the conundrum we're focusing on today. To put it mildly,
rejection can be quite painful, especially when it's regarding
sexual activity. And before you ask, one gender isn't to
blame more than the other. I've received letters from men
AND women who are upset or disappointed about their partner's
refusal to perform.

On the other end of the spectrum, some people explained that
they just don't like to perform oral sex. They don't know
why, but they just don't want to. Hmmm...let's back up a
minute. Sexual activity can be an opportunity to bond with
your partner and lavish attention on one another. In our
crazy, busy world, affection and sex is your time to block
out everything else and make one another feel good. Isn't
that the objective? Oral sex is an incredibly intimate way
to exhibit this. So, when someone says they don't know why
they lack the desire to perform on their partner, I tend
to disagree. There usually is a reason.

Please note that I do not encourage anyone to do something
they sincerely are opposed to. You are not obligated to
engage in any sexual activity with anyone. That being said,
let's examine some possible reasons why someone would take a
pass on performing oral sex. Many times a person refuses
because he/she feels insecure or inadequate about their
abilities. They don't think they will be able to properly
satisfy their partner. Maybe they just don't feel like they
know what they are doing. This is why communication is so
important. We can read all the manuals in the world, but
everyone is different. People will respond to different
sensations and variations in touch, so experimenting is
the best part of activity. In showing one another what you
like, you will create intimacy and a bond. Learn together.

This is a common reason: the person doesn't like or is
afraid of the smell and/or taste. It should go without
saying that it is every person's responsibility to be
scrupulously clean, but sometimes we need reminders. We all
have a natural scent, and with proper bathing and hygiene,
this shouldn't be a concern. What if the partner is afraid
to choke during fellatio? Go slow and be in control of how
deep you go. If you are afraid of your face getting messy
or don't want to swallow, keep a towel nearby. Or maybe
you've heard this reason: "I had a bad experience." Well,
you can't let that be a barrier from future relationships.
I know this is easier said than done, but you can choose
to not let the experience hinder your current situation.
Your new partner is not your ex.

Still, others are hesitant to perform oral sex because
they feel it makes them subservient. Not necessarily true.
With two consenting partners, control or power should not
be an issue in their sexual activity. Change your focus -
think of this as an act of love or an opportunity to give
and receive pleasure. If you keep focusing on this aspect,
you will eventually change your perspective.

All that being said, when one partner shows a continual lack
of enthusiasm for anything bedroom-related, eventually it
will make the initiating partner feel inadequate and self-
conscious. I know there are physical barriers to sexual
desire, but that's not to which I'm referring. If you find
yourself constantly turning your partner down, so much so
that he/she has practically stopped asking, really, really
try to figure out what's going on below the surface. Make
that your newest relationship goal. You don't want this to
be the dealbreaker.

 

[YeahBabyyy]

Jokes ...

The Polish couple's sex life was terrible, so they went out
and bought a sex manual.

"Honey, I want to perform oral sex with you like it says in
the book, but it smells so bad. Why don't you go out and buy
some of that feminine deodorant spray?"

She agreed. And hour later, she returned, all excited.

"You should see the flavors they have!" she told her husband.
"Strawberry, cherry, banana. So many they had!"

"What did you get?" he interrupted.

"Tuna."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

An Indian woman goes to see an Indian fortune-teller.

"Two men are in love with me," she says. "Who will be the
lucky one?

The swami answers, "Nimesh will marry you. Akshay will be
the lucky one.

 

[YeahBabyyy]

Lotus Totus

There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This Lotus Totus has been sent to you for good luck. It has been sent around the world ten times so far.

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.

FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.

 

[YeahBabyyy]

Peach Pie ???

Peach Pie

[Editor's note: there is potential for infection putting food inside the vagina, it is not recommended.]

One day my wife opened a can of sliced peaches. She put them in a Tupperware container and put them in the fridge . The next day I came home and was looking for a little snack.. I found the peaches and it just dawned on me how they would be to combine them with eating my wife's gorgeous pussy. I mentioned that to her and she said OK .

Turns out, they are perfect! I slipped one slice in then two . I was amazed by the way she could gently push the peach slices back out one at a time while I licked her beautiful pussy lips . The peach flavor was enhanced when mixed with her succulent pussy juice . After she came several times from the clit licking I was giving her I left a couple of slices in her and started fucking her tight pussy wow . I came like crazy in her . After that she looked up at me and said I would have to clean her messy pussy with my tongue . It was delicious!!!!!

 

[YeahBabyyy]

Edge of the bed

Slide the mattress slightly off the bed and have her sit on the exposed area with her legs spread. The guy the kneels in front of her and goes straight at it. The woman can use two pillows to lean back and prop her head up

 

[YeahBabyyy]

Minty freshness

While performing cunnilingus give her a cool and refreshing sensation by placing an Altoid candy on her clitoris and/or running it along her moistened labia. Blow lightly around her pussy and drive her nuts. I had heard of using an Alka Seltzer in a similar manner but I didn't have much luck.

 

[YeahBabyyy]

Natural beauty

The very first thing you'd want to do is gently spread her legs and look at her cunt with gazing eyes of appreciation. Just giving her most secret place a good visual once over and breathlessly telling her how beautiful her pussy is will win you more points than you could imagine.

Then, proceed to slowly lick her open pussy with the flat of your tongue, but apply only a very slight pressure. This soft, wide-tongued licking motion lets her feel your entire tongue lap lazily over all the most sensitive spots of her liquifying labia and inner lip area.

After doing this a couple of times, apply focused pressure with the ball of your flattened tongue, sucking her clit with quick, abbreviated sucks, occasionally softening your tongue for a quick lick job on her open pussy. Keep your lips gently suctioned and attached to her all the while and repeat all the actions, slowly, then faster with more pressure, asking her if she is enjoying it. You'll drive her mad with pleasure

 

[YeahBabyyy]

G-Spot BJ?!?!?!

You start with two fingers inside rubbing the bumpy part against the back of her pubic bone. She'll like that while your giving her the clit BJ! Suck her clit out real long.. and gently rub your teeth against its base, and gently drag your teeth as you suck it as long as it will go. Keep those two fingers busy. She'll juice up real good.

Keep it up.. make her relax. After a while, pucker up real tight and plant your lips just inside her, up front. The idea here is to suck/capture her front pussy wall.. gently. Capture it with suction. Now.. lick your lips in deeper, keeping the suction on, working your way deeper. She'll go crazy!!! With practice, you can actually work your way deeper and deeper.. sucking out her pussy skin.. licking your way
in there.

About now, your head will be in a vice, but she'll relax and let you work your way in. Okay.. here's the good part: With practice (Lots and Lots) you can get her to relax, and actually give her a certified G-Spot BJ. Once you can lick your way in there, and capture her G-Spot between your lips with suction, honey's gonna cum like no tomorrow. This is the holy grail of cunnilingus..This is the real PRO technique.

 

[reddcutie]

pro cunnilingus?

some women find teeth on their clitoris to be unbearable painful..especially if the womans clit is not yet erect...i think fingers workking the g-spot might be a better idea..especially for beginners...

 

[YeahBabyyy]

Re: pro cunnilingus?

some women find teeth on their clitoris to be unbearable painful..especially if the womans clit is not yet erect...i think fingers workking the g-spot might be a better idea..especially for beginners...

you may be right .. just depends on the Poeple I guess ... hope your day has been a good one so far

 

[YeahBabyyy]

minty

I thought I'd share a tip for those females (especially those
new to oral sex) who are afraid of deep throating due to the
gag reflex involved. When I first gave oral sex, my partner
(who is now my husband) told me to use an Altoid mint. I kept
it in the back of my mouth and we both loved it! Apparently,
the mint feels good for some guys (very strong though so you
might check with your man before attempting this). In addition,
because the mint is so strong, it sort of numbs the back of
your throat, thus relaxing your gag reflex a little. This is
especially nice for those men who want to ejaculate in your
mouth because, since he's so deep in your throat, you don't
taste his ejaculate. The mint also comes in handy in that
respect as well.

 

[YeahBabyyy]

I used to be one of these people you have described (just
couldn't do it, even if you chocolate coated it)". Mine was
because there was no true "love" for the individual I was
with. Therefore, I couldn't perform on him (mainly) because
of that fact and that I didn't like the smell. Since then I
have changed partners and I "LOVE" doing that to him and
smell isn't even a thought anymore. Sometimes, I do worry a
little (very little)about performing to their expectations
and desires, so I mainly pay attention to their movement and
listen for those "delighted" sounds. Yes sometimes during I
even ask (but not too much-want to savor the moment). Some-
times afterwards (I find to be best)to ask because I want to
stay focused on the moment.

I haven't had any bad feedback, only compliments of how I
"mess" them up & their anticipation of the next time. Now I
find myself with anticipation of the next time, and "No"
isn't in the "bedroom" or other places, dictionary."

 

[YeahBabyyy]

Oral is great and can be nice. My only reason not to give is
because I don't get anything from it and don't feel it to be
a necessity during the sex act.

I have no problem tell any man I'm with that this would be a
68 and not to beg me for anything. And that they don't have
to go there since they already know the favor will not be
returned. I love your column. However, on this issue, I feel
you are a little off. Almost like you're forcing people to
try again what they know they simply do not like.

 

[YeahBabyyy]

Another reason for a "no" that many folk simply are not going
to be able to express to their lady partner wanting oral
without hurting their feelings, is that there are some women
who, for whatever reasons (outside of the cleanliness issue)
who simply have a body chemistry that makes their pussy smell
and taste rancid...truly a "no-man's (or women's) -land". Sad
but true. So with such partners as I have had who have this
attribute, I simply try to steer them to other pleasurable
activities.

 

[YeahBabyyy]

you can agree or disagree ... this is a real letter

My relationship is echoed throughout this topic. I've been
in a relationship for over 17 years. I'm only 35 so we've
been together forever. My mistake was that we waited until
marriage to have sex. (actually she waited, I was already
de-virginized). Anyway, she's not into it at all. I use to
beg for it constantly and when she conceded it was pretty
basic (a/k/a boring). If I tried something new she would get
all inquisitive on me - like where did you learn that? When
she wanted kids we did it, but again pretty basic stuff. She
says that it hurts and tries to tell me that her body type
blah, blah, blah is causing her some pain during sex. I'm
only slightly above the average (7 inches) and I don't think
it's me.

It caused me to go elsewhere for sex. I've had several others
during our marriage. My justification is that fact that she
doesn't do it at all. Although, I've never been caught, I
do tell her that her holding out is the reason that men have
affairs. We have two kids and I hate to leave them - but am
seriously considering it based on her lack of putting out. My
lovers keep coming back for more so I must be doing something
right.

 

[YeahBabyyy]

position

Here's a new position that both partners should enjoy and
each should experience excellent "special spot" stimulation.

Have the woman on her back with her legs spread and her knees bent. The man gets on his knees and slides his knees in under her bent legs. She can now drape her legs over his backside,hold them in the air, or cross them around his back and squeeze slightly. The man can lean on his outstretched arms with his hands on either side of his partner's chest or gently fondle those gorgeous breasts in front of him. The man can either thrust as normal, thrust while upright on his knees, or lean back on his heels and slide forward and backward on his knees at various speeds.

Try each of these movements and each of the woman's leg
positions to see which produces the best effect for each
partner. You should have a great time trying all the
variations!