Cum for a Cause

[pop_54]

I think it's widely known that all children masturbate, it's a very natural discovery. Of course too many of them are "caught" and then forbidden to continue. I remember doing it long before I started school at age 5. Once my father came in at night, and I know now he knew what I was doing but he didn't say anything except kiss me goodnight as usual.

After my first divorce I lived with a college couple and their two young children. The boy was a year or so. Every night at dinner he sat in his high-chair and masturbated while eating. After dinner his mom or dad changed his diaper and bits of the meal (mashed potato, peas, etc. had to be scrubbed off his little penis). We had to make ourselves not laugh at him, but it was just such a joyous sight - this cute kid getting off on eating and wanking at the same time.

Perdita

I almost never wank at the dinner table, well not in polite company anyway, maybe at home occasionally

I know what you mean about kids though darling one, our two boys were always playing about with their erect todger's when they were very young.. much to *L's* amusement.

"Hmm I see they take after their dad," she'd say.

To which I would reply. "Yes he's a dirty bastard that postman."

To which she'd reply with a right hook to the jaw.

Anyway having spoken to my fav online lady friend, and seen that JJ's moved her hands at last, I now need a wank

 

[pop_54]

PS: Adore that sexy top darling *P*

 

[Guest]

Anyway having spoken to my fav online lady friend, and seen that JJ's moved her hands at last, I now need a wank

Pops, darling man, I can't think of any other AH bloke who could get away with that.

Love you forever, Perdita

 

[Mysteryjj]

I almost never wank at the dinner table, well not in polite company anyway, maybe at home occasionally

I know what you mean about kids though darling one, our two boys were always playing about with their erect todger's when they were very young.. much to *L's* amusement.

"Hmm I see they take after their dad," she'd say.

To which I would reply. "Yes he's a dirty bastard that postman."

To which she'd reply with a right hook to the jaw.

Anyway having spoken to my fav online lady friend, and seen that JJ's moved her hands at last, I now need a wank

Dirty old sod

 

[CharleyH]

Do you know that May is National Masturbation Month?

from the Good Vibrations site:

info site including pledge form

Hm, LOL I thought it was cancer awareness month! Well, something new for me, and truly pathetic that she was fired, yet typical

I heard on the radio today, was not paying attention to the numbers, that more women are buying sex toys than they were a couple years ago. Now the number was bogusly low, and yet what does this indicate? More women are being open about toys?

Question: WHY do they only do studies on women and sex toys, and studies on men and heart attacks?

 

[Guest]

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Question: WHY do they only do studies on women and sex toys,
To prove we are sluts.

and studies on men and heart attacks?
To keep more men alive.

Perdita

 

[pop_54]

Dirty old sod

Oi!! Less of the 'old'

 

[CharleyH]

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Question: WHY do they only do studies on women and sex toys,
To prove we are sluts.

and studies on men and heart attacks?
To keep more men alive.

Perdita

First: an aside - what a cool and avant AV

Next: If I was a psyche student, I WOULD definatley be thinking that doing a study on men and sex toys would be much - MUCH more intriguing from a masturbation perspective. Do you think any of them would openly admit to it? LOL

 

[Guest]

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Do you think any of them would openly admit to it? LOL

I don't recall any man here talking about their toys, so who would do it outside of a porn site? P.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I thought women were considered men's sex toys????

 

[Guest]

I thought women were considered men's sex toys????

I'm not. P.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm not. P.

That's why you rock P.

 

[pop_54]

I'm not. P.

Bugger!!!!!

 

[Guest]

Bugger!!!!!

Pops, you know I'm being feministically technical. We can still play. p.

 

[CharleyH]

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I don't recall any man here talking about their toys, so who would do it outside of a porn site? P.

Yep, and goes back to the whole concept of the more women sleep with men or sex toys the more slutty they are. The more men sleep with women, the more the GOD, and sex toys for men? despite I see more men in sex shops single than women? A definate curiosity.

Women are definately more open about masturbation than men. It's not MANLY to talk about the pumps, the vibrating pussies, the dolls despite that men buy toys more often than women. It is not exactly MANLY to masturbate for a woman, like she does for him. Kind of reminds me of the porn section of a video store - men alone - women rarely.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

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Yep, and goes back to the whole concept of the more women sleep with men or sex toys the more slutty they are. The more men sleep with women, the more the GOD, and sex toys for men? despite I see more men in sex shops single than women? A definate curiosity.

Women are definately more open about masturbation than men. It's not MANLY to talk about the pumps, the vibrating pussies, the dolls despite that men buy toys more often than women. It is not exactly MANLY to masturbate for a woman, like she does for him. Kind of reminds me of the porn section of a video store - men alone - women rarely.

So much truth in your statements C, I remember my girlfriends and I making many a single man nervous while renting porn, causing them to grab any thing off the shelf and leave in a hurry while we would laugh and carry on excitedly...."Look at this one!...No this one may have a plot!....I want this one for the cover alone!"....lol.
Maybe men should have sex toy parties like women do, only they could have it along with tools and car parts. They could be sponsered by garages.

 

[rgraham666]

I can't speak for other men, but I've never needed toys.

My hands and incedniary imagination, plus a little help from Lit and similar things, are quite enough for me.

 

[sirhugs]

most men think that wjhat gows naturally is more than enough toy.

 

[pop_54]

most men think that wjhat gows naturally is more than enough toy.

Some women even think that s'ugs mate.

 

[Boxlicker101]

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Originally posted by CharleyH
Do you think any of them would openly admit to it? LOL

I don't recall any man here talking about their toys, so who would do it outside of a porn site? P.

It is true that men here on this site don't say much about using sex toys ourselves. However,we do talk about wanking or masturbating. Personally, I have beat my meat thousands of times and have never used any kind of artificial toy. Like most men I have a perfectly good one at the end of either arm.

I did write one story about a man using a toy on himself and I think I will write another one.

 

[SummerMorning]

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First: an aside - what a cool and avant AV

Next: If I was a psyche student, I WOULD definatley be thinking that doing a study on men and sex toys would be much - MUCH more intriguing from a masturbation perspective. Do you think any of them would openly admit to it? LOL

Some of us would.

Actually, it really depends on the guys... I have friends who actually discuss how to masturbate, tricks and tips and the like (I would never, of course, think of discussing something like that. I am far too pure and unsullied for such base and fleshly conversation )