Cum eating...

[mr_fred_flinta]

So... I would need some help with a story I'm working on.
Basic plot: a cum eating girl...

@ the eaters: how would you prefer your cum served? In a glas? On a plate? straight from the source? on a sandwich? mixed with any kind of food? as a soup? etc.?

@ the givers: how would you prefer to give your cum to your darling?

@ the watchers: how would you like to see her down all that cum? alone or mixed with something?

I hope this will lead to some tips, some help and some discussions.
Once there are some different ideas I would like to do a poll to see what is the winning way of cum eating.

Thanks for your help
/mr_fred

 

[Guest]

I would not eat them from a glass,
I would not eat them on an ass,
I could not eat them from a plate,
I would not even on a date.

I would not eat them, Mr Fred
I don't want babies in my head

I could not give it in a glass,
I could not give it on her butt,
I could not put it on a plate,
I really not that kind of date.

I could not do it Fred Flinta
It's just not something I'm really inta.

Watch? Oh no not me cause I would feel like I do when I watch dirty movies with my boyfriend and stuff cause he like to watch them and then Im up all day and Im really tired when its time to go to work and stuff and I feel guilty about watching cause I wouldnt want people watching me and stuff cause Id be worried they were sayin Oh shes doing that all wrong behind my back and stuff.

Debbie

 

[NoJo]

So... I would need some help with a story I'm working on.
Basic plot: a cum eating girl...

@ the eaters: how would you prefer your cum served? In a glas? On a plate? straight from the source? on a sandwich? mixed with any kind of food? as a soup? etc.?

@ the givers: how would you prefer to give your cum to your darling?

@ the watchers: how would you like to see her down all that cum? alone or mixed with something?

I hope this will lead to some tips, some help and some discussions.
Once there are some different ideas I would like to do a poll to see what is the winning way of cum eating.

Thanks for your help
/mr_fred

I tried emailing you at mr_fred@the eaters but it bounced.

 

[Antfarmer77]

I would not eat them from a glass,
I would not eat them on an ass,
I could not eat them from a plate,
I would not even on a date.

I would not eat them, Mr Fred
I don't want babies in my head

I could not give it in a glass,
I could not give it on her butt,
I could not put it on a plate,
I really not that kind of date.

I could not do it Fred Flinta
It's just something I'm really inta.

Watch? Oh no not me cause I would feel like I do when I watch dirty movies with my boyfriend and stuff cause he like to watch them and then Im up all day and Im really tired when its time to go to work and stuff and I feel guilty about watching cause I wouldnt want people watching me and stuff cause Id be worried they were sayin Oh shes doing that all wrong behind my back and stuff.

Debbie

ROFLMFAO ok this was just hysterical!!

 

[Aurora Black]

I would not eat them, Mr Fred
I don't want babies in my head

BWAHAHA!

 

[minsue]

Ain't we helpful? *insert schoolmarm scowl here*


Fred, you may want to try the story ideas forum. Threads of this type usually get more answers there, methinks.

 

[mr_fred_flinta]

I tried emailing you at mr_fred@the eaters but it bounced.

try mr_fred_flinta@hotmail.com instead - should work fine

 

[mr_fred_flinta]

Ain't we helpful? *insert schoolmarm scowl here*


Fred, you may want to try the story ideas forum. Threads of this type usually get more answers there, methinks.

me thank
me wank
me move to other side

 

[Guest]

I would not eat them from a glass,
I would not eat them on an ass,
I could not eat them from a plate,
I would not even on a date.

I would not eat them, Mr Fred
I don't want babies in my head

I could not give it in a glass,
I could not give it on her butt,
I could not put it on a plate,
I really not that kind of date.

I could not do it Fred Flinta
It's just not something I'm really inta.

Watch? Oh no not me cause I would feel like I do when I watch dirty movies with my boyfriend and stuff cause he like to watch them and then Im up all day and Im really tired when its time to go to work and stuff and I feel guilty about watching cause I wouldnt want people watching me and stuff cause Id be worried they were sayin Oh shes doing that all wrong behind my back and stuff.

Debbie

This is inspired.

Well done, Debbie.

 

[Pure]

brilliant, debbie,

clear influence of dr suess, a long time fave.

 

[kromen]

I would not eat them from a glass,
I would not eat them on an ass,
I could not eat them from a plate,
I would not even on a date.

I would not eat them, Mr Fred
I don't want babies in my head

I could not give it in a glass,
I could not give it on her butt,
I could not put it on a plate,
I really not that kind of date.

I could not do it Fred Flinta
It's just not something I'm really inta.

Watch? Oh no not me cause I would feel like I do when I watch dirty movies with my boyfriend and stuff cause he like to watch them and then Im up all day and Im really tired when its time to go to work and stuff and I feel guilty about watching cause I wouldnt want people watching me and stuff cause Id be worried they were sayin Oh shes doing that all wrong behind my back and stuff.

Debbie

Fuck the golf clap. Sweetie, you get a standing o.

 

[scheherazade_79]

@ the eaters: Just an anorexic portion for me, please - which I'll cut into small pieces, push around the plate and throw down the toilet when no one's watching.
@ the givers: If we're talking about the male kind... Let's see... It would happen at sunset in front of a large crowd. God would come down in a beautiful cloud and say in a big booming voice - "Guess what you can do, Sche!" and I'd have the revelation of my life.
@ the watchers: Preferably the other side of a closed door *shudder*

Wow, I'm turning into such a lesbian these days! I blame it on the people I've been mixing with in here


Seriously, good luck with the story, Fred. Sorry, I couldn't be of more help

 

[NoJo]

Oz magazine, the radical Hippy rag from the 1960's carried a quote I still remember from the delectable Germaine Greer.

"Never trust a man who hasn't tasted his own cum."

 

[mr_fred_flinta]

Wow, I'm turning into such a lesbian these days! I blame it on the people I've been mixing with in here


Seriously, good luck with the story, Fred. Sorry, I couldn't be of more help

Thanks
& yes... these people might have some sort of a strange manipulative force on the egocentric well beeing of the inner self... or maybe I just mean something way more understanding then this...?

[sometimes I scare myself...]

 

[Aurora Black]

*Scooby Doo noise of confusion*

 

[Guest]

clear influence of dr suess, a long time fave.

ROFLMFAO ok this was just hysterical!!

BWAHAHA!

This is inspired.

Well done, Debbie.

Fuck the golf clap. Sweetie, you get a standing o.

Thanks evrybody but it was Darnoel that wrote it and stuff he just told me to put it here for him cause he didnt want to be bare assed by it and stuff.

Debbie

 

[docgbrown]

Cum served from the tap is best

As a giver I PREFER giving my cum to my felator directly from the source while already in without removal until all the aftereffects are done.

My felator prefers it shot directly on to her breasts and not in her mouth at all.

As a watchers I prefer to watch my felator pull the other fellow's thingy out of her mouth (just as he is about to erupt), open wide and let it spirt into her mouth,on her face, hair and breasts and then gather it in with her hands gleefully licking her fingers and hands, alone unmixed and with enthusiasm.

 

[NoJo]

As a giver I PREFER giving my cum to my felator directly from the source while already in without removal until all the aftereffects are done.

My felator prefers it shot directly on to her breasts and not in her mouth at all.

As a watchers I prefer to watch my felator pull the other fellow's thingy out of her mouth (just as he is about to erupt), open wide and let it spirt into her mouth,on her face, hair and breasts and then gather it in with her hands gleefully licking her fingers and hands, alone unmixed and with enthusiasm.

I think I'll save my reply felator.

 

[Guest]

I think I'll save my reply felator.

BWAH!

Aw, damn it. Lost all my drink on that one!

Well done, Joe!

 

[impressive]

[sometimes I scare myself...]

You're not the only one.

 

[mr_fred_flinta]

You're not the only one.

good! I almost got a bit worried there... I think...

 

[mr_fred_flinta]

As a giver I PREFER giving my cum to my felator directly from the source while already in without removal until all the aftereffects are done.

My felator prefers it shot directly on to her breasts and not in her mouth at all.

As a watchers I prefer to watch my felator pull the other fellow's thingy out of her mouth (just as he is about to erupt), open wide and let it spirt into her mouth,on her face, hair and breasts and then gather it in with her hands gleefully licking her fingers and hands, alone unmixed and with enthusiasm.

Sounds very nice. And thanks for the comments.
A cum covered lady licking herself clean just can'tbe wrong... can it?

 

[mack_the_knife]

Sounds very nice. And thanks for the comments.
A cum covered lady licking herself clean just can'tbe wrong... can it?

Just all depends on who's supposed to be having the fun. There are people who glean great joy from the pleasure of others. A woman like this would possibly do something so blatantly visually stimulating as that to please her partner. I would find a scene believable if a gal did that and it had been established that she simply enjoyed his reaction to it. I'd have a bit of a harder time believing it if she was simply supposed to be aroused by quarts of semen spattered all about the apartment (then again, the world contains all sorts).

Final assessment: write what you wish, if it gives you a woodie, likely it will others, too.

 

[gauchecritic]

You're not the only one.

Explain please. He scares you? You scare him? You scare yourself?

You definitely frighten me.

 

[mr_fred_flinta]

I tried emailing you at mr_fred@the eaters but it bounced.

maybe try it again @hotmail.com