marshalt
You guys are dicks...
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So if some little prosti-tot isn't allowed to style her hair a certain way, I, representing all white people, have decided that only white can wear baseball caps. Here's why.
Baseball is deeply ingrained in the culture of white people. It was developed by white people, from earlier games, that were also developed by white people. All of the paraphernalia associated with baseball, such as the ball itself, bats, gloves, jerseys, pants, cleats, etc, were all designed and made by white people. The most iconic of these is, of course, the baseball cap.
When a person of color wears a baseball cap in a non-baseball setting, they are robbing white people of something unique. They often wear the cap in an inappropriate manner, such as sideways, leaving the bill straight, and not removing the stickers.
The most famous example of cap abuse is wearing it backwards, which is only done on the field by the catcher. So, when a person of color wears turns their cap backwards, they are identifying themselves as the catcher and trying to claim a status that they haven't earned. The catcher position is perhaps the most difficult position in baseball. They are involved in every play, are responsible for telling the pitcher what pitch to throw, positioning fielders, watching the base runners, and calling out defensive plays. For a person of color to turn their cap backwards and claim to be in that position of leadership is deeply offensive to all white people.
It is possible, but highly unlikely, that some minorities don't know what they are doing is wrong. They will claim innocence in the matter. Even if that is the case, it's still extremely insensitive to take a cherished part of my history and culture and use it as a fashion statement.
"But marshalt," you say, "I see white people wearing baseball caps all the time in non-baseball situations. If they can do it, why can't I?" The answer is that we have the right to maintain, control, and develop our cultural heritage. We have the right to say how they should be used. You, as a non-white, do not have the right to tell whites how to use their culture.
I hope that clears everything up.
Baseball is deeply ingrained in the culture of white people. It was developed by white people, from earlier games, that were also developed by white people. All of the paraphernalia associated with baseball, such as the ball itself, bats, gloves, jerseys, pants, cleats, etc, were all designed and made by white people. The most iconic of these is, of course, the baseball cap.
When a person of color wears a baseball cap in a non-baseball setting, they are robbing white people of something unique. They often wear the cap in an inappropriate manner, such as sideways, leaving the bill straight, and not removing the stickers.
The most famous example of cap abuse is wearing it backwards, which is only done on the field by the catcher. So, when a person of color wears turns their cap backwards, they are identifying themselves as the catcher and trying to claim a status that they haven't earned. The catcher position is perhaps the most difficult position in baseball. They are involved in every play, are responsible for telling the pitcher what pitch to throw, positioning fielders, watching the base runners, and calling out defensive plays. For a person of color to turn their cap backwards and claim to be in that position of leadership is deeply offensive to all white people.
It is possible, but highly unlikely, that some minorities don't know what they are doing is wrong. They will claim innocence in the matter. Even if that is the case, it's still extremely insensitive to take a cherished part of my history and culture and use it as a fashion statement.
"But marshalt," you say, "I see white people wearing baseball caps all the time in non-baseball situations. If they can do it, why can't I?" The answer is that we have the right to maintain, control, and develop our cultural heritage. We have the right to say how they should be used. You, as a non-white, do not have the right to tell whites how to use their culture.
I hope that clears everything up.