Crutchless panties

[T.H. Oughts]

Do you like them????????

 

[T.H. Oughts]

What?????? You have never seen them or worn them?????

 

[Weird Harold]

Do you like them????????

I've never worn crotchless panties, but I think they'd be just a tad short on support.

(Why do people call them Crutchless? I've never seen any panties on crutches so wouldn't they ALL be crutchless?)

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Re: Crutchless panties

(Why do people call them Crutchless? I've never seen any panties on crutches so wouldn't they ALL be crutchless?)

lol

Ummm cause the crutch is missing in them...

or is it because you need someone to fill the gap....

 

[Weird Harold]

Re: Re: Re: Crutchless panties

lol

Ummm cause the crutch is missing in them...

I always thought a "crutch" was a support for injured people.

Panties have (or are missing) a crotch or "gusset"

 

[T.H. Oughts]

lol

Hell I can't spell, you should all know that by now. lol

 

[Weird Harold]

lol

Hell I can't spell, you should all know that by now. lol

You and dozens of inept porn authors.

A couple of visual aids to help you remember.

These are panty-less crutches:
http://www.crnewton.com/images/crutch-b.gif

Thse are crotchless panties (note the star marking the model's crotch which is exposed):
http://www.direct-entry.com/latexheaven/acatalog/cr5107.jpg

(edited because of stupid fingers.)

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Thanks Harold, I think I get the picture now.

 

[millieteases]

They have their uses - especially on men!


PS - I believe it's crutchless in countries using British English, crotchless in countries using American English - a toe- may-toe/toe-mah-toe kind of thing.

 

[Cheyenne]

Now why would Brits need crutches to hold up their underwear?

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Because we've been supporting the Brits (or bailing them out of wars) for years. No wonder their panties need crutches!

 

[DopeyAngel]

Even British panties use a crotch rather than a crutch..............

 

[bluespoke]

Now why would Brits need crutches to hold up their underwear?

We don't and we spell better than Antipodeans!

 

[IrishWolfhound]

We don't and we spell better than Antipodeans!

I think I'm offended, but I'm not sure. Just how do Antipodeans spell? Is it different from Podean spelling? Right to left, perhaps?

 

[bluespoke]

I think I'm offended, but I'm not sure. Just how do Antipodeans spell? Is it different from Podean spelling? Right to left, perhaps?

No offence intended. Just look at the start of the thread and the use of the word crutchless instead of crotchless.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

OK, so Antipodeans substitute U's for O's. I got it now. Or would that be "I gut it nuw" (in Antipodean)? If that's all it takes I wish Antipodean had been an option for a foreign language when I was in college.

 

[Weird Harold]

PS - I believe it's crutchless in countries using British English, crotchless in countries using American English - a toe- may-toe/toe-mah-toe kind of thing.

The google search for images of "crutch" I used to find the first picture above didn't turn up anything resembling a "crotch."

The search for "crotch" did turn up a lot of things that were more "crutch" than "crotch" though. I suppose that's because "Crotch" is also almost any "Y" shaped junction as well as thejoining of human legs.

The search didn't turn up any trace of the alternate spelling theory -- although slang doesn't always register in internet usage I'd expect it to turn up one or two examples.