Cruisin Rules...!...?

[erosman]

The 16 y.o. son of the house, told the parents of the house, that it's time for him to cruise Main St. The parents told the son, "Wait til it warms up." It's warmed up. With no 'cruisin' experience, what are parents to say? Really!

Here's the deal. Tell me your cruisin stories. The nightmares. The lucky times. The strip searches.
Give the parents advice. Give the the 16 y.o. advice. Help me out. Do I let him take sexy wheels, or the family jalopy? I need a 'Cruising's Little Instruction Book'. Fill in the gaping holes for me...please.

 

[Spinaroonie]

One Time I wanted to get a coke. So I took my car out and cruiX0red around. Then I purchased a coke. I then cruiX0red home.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Take the family jalopy or rig it so the radio doesn't work.


I met the StudMuffin whilst cruising Douglas in Wichita in a Dodge Ram 50 with about 10 teenie bobbers in the back.

 

[Wiggles]

Just a random thought. Is anyone else reminded of the male peacock when they see a teenie bopper cruising around in a tricked out ride? Ooh, the pretty colors! I bet he's a good catch.

My only horror story:

Two of my friends and I were cruising around our local strip, when we came across two fine men. We all met over at a vacant parking lot, and started to get a bit friendly. The girl I didn't know too well started hitting it off with the older guy, and the younger guy was picking up on my best friend and I.

Nipples were getting bitten, asses were getting fondled. We were headed back to their apartment, when we decided to stop at a White Castles. Apparently somebody there knew these two guys, and claimed one of them had herpes.

I don't know if it was true or not, but damn if it was we had a mighty close call. Thus ended our night of fun, and killed any chance of my first threesome.

Just tell your son to be careful, and use common sense. Hopefully he's just going for some fun with his friends.

 

[erosman]

Geez, I was almost afraid to ask about this.

KM, he wants to take the '59 Apache pick-up. He's giving me the ole, "Don't you trust me?" line.

and Wiggles, the horror stories, yes. Common sense and 16 y.o.? I think that is an oxymoron.

We're thinking it's all about just some friendly fun, but then we might be a little naive.

I'm not sure if he goes with friends he'll be safer than by himself. LOL



I'm off to grab some supper. I'll catch up with the advice later.

 

[bluemuse]

I'm trying to remember something.....anything, about the many, many Firday and Saturday nights I spent cruising. The thing is......I was usually drunk or stoned......so the details are a bit hazy.......

Please don't let THAT color any decisions you need to make about your son cruising..........I'm sure that HE'S a good boy.



bluemuse

 

[*bratcat*]