CyranoJ
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Hi, gang. Here's a (potentially) interesting one for the AH hivemind.
I'm presently working on a story -- maybe a Valentine's Day contest entry, maybe just a story -- which I'm basing on "Reservoir Dogs." Basically it's a gender-flipped, sexed-up and time-adjusted version with a metric tonne of fucking replacing (most of) the gun battles, death and gore. Think of the working title as "Reservoir PAWGs."
So the opening scene of course requires a rant about pop culture that can measure up in some degree to Mr. Brown's infamous "Like a Virgin" bit from the film. (In the original script this was actually supposed to come from Mr. Pink, and I wonder if I'm the only one who has kind of a Mandela Effect thing with this, because I usually remember Steve Buscemi / Mr. Pink delivering this monologue? But actually it's Quentin Tarantino / Mr. Brown.) I have a few personal contenders for songs that might fill the bill... but I'm curious to know if anyone out there has any ideas about songs that can be given creative, twisted and crude interpretations that are probably bullshit, but also kind of work.
I'm mainly throwing this out there because I think it might be kind of a fun exercise. If I use your suggestion, though, I will of course credit your contribution in one of my famously succinct and efficient disclaimers / author notes.
Most of the cast of this particular tale were born in the Nineties, so it would make sense for the song in question to come from around six to eight years ago (when they would have been coming of age), or for it to be something from their parents' music collection (which would probably be Eighties).
I'm presently working on a story -- maybe a Valentine's Day contest entry, maybe just a story -- which I'm basing on "Reservoir Dogs." Basically it's a gender-flipped, sexed-up and time-adjusted version with a metric tonne of fucking replacing (most of) the gun battles, death and gore. Think of the working title as "Reservoir PAWGs."
So the opening scene of course requires a rant about pop culture that can measure up in some degree to Mr. Brown's infamous "Like a Virgin" bit from the film. (In the original script this was actually supposed to come from Mr. Pink, and I wonder if I'm the only one who has kind of a Mandela Effect thing with this, because I usually remember Steve Buscemi / Mr. Pink delivering this monologue? But actually it's Quentin Tarantino / Mr. Brown.) I have a few personal contenders for songs that might fill the bill... but I'm curious to know if anyone out there has any ideas about songs that can be given creative, twisted and crude interpretations that are probably bullshit, but also kind of work.
I'm mainly throwing this out there because I think it might be kind of a fun exercise. If I use your suggestion, though, I will of course credit your contribution in one of my famously succinct and efficient disclaimers / author notes.
Most of the cast of this particular tale were born in the Nineties, so it would make sense for the song in question to come from around six to eight years ago (when they would have been coming of age), or for it to be something from their parents' music collection (which would probably be Eighties).
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