Crouching tiger, Hidden Dragon

[Ask For More]

Yup it's a very long and akward translation and sounds much better in chinese ;op

What i was thinking is not a direct use of the film as such, i don't know how many of you have seen those old chinese movies but i was thinking of sort of olden day chinese theme with the usual trimmings...anyone interested?

 

[Cryo]

My name is Dong Nam Yi. (mouth movements). I am a master of the Tou Chi Lin hidden sword technique. (more mouth movements) I have defeates such imposters as Jacky Chan, Jet Li, Leu Kang, Bruice Lee, and tou young fat. I challenge you to a fight of honors determination to the death (20 minutes of sondless mouth movements)

 

[Ask For More]

LOL, with a challenge like that i'm actually speechless!

 

[Cryo]

<some weapons skills, twoi sabers crossign and slashing and spinning, Expertly done, defying physics and gravity, and ending with a spiral of steel (the sabers spun around his body so fast and in such a way that it appeared as if a coil of steel was surrounding me and spinning slowly)>

What is your weapon, so that I may defeat you with it (many mouth movements)

 

[Trader]

Lets get it on!

"Stop!" comes a voice from the shadows...out steps what seems to be a monk, clothed in only dark breeches, and sandals...his entire body covered with tattoes of dragons and fire, he moves with a grace that defies reality, almost catlike...carrying no weapons, save two metal bands circling his wrists, he eyes the two opponents..."There is no need to fight..."

 

[chin_butterfly]

enters Choy Tip

Choy Tip grew up in the village, orphaned at a very young age. The head monk Tao Shr, in the Tientsin temple gave her shelter and taught her Buddhism. She's keen to learn Kung Fu, but no master dared to teach her because Tao Shr's orders.

However, this did not stop Choy Tip from befriending the kungfu diciples, her favourite is Brother Chai. She knew one day her time will come, destiny will show her the way

 

[IAMGEORGEOUS]

Yup it's a very long and akward translation and sounds much better in chinese ;op

What i was thinking is not a direct use of the film as such, i don't know how many of you have seen those old chinese movies but i was thinking of sort of olden day chinese theme with the usual trimmings...anyone interested?

Is this about sex, I mean ancient chinese remadies for immature ejaculation or no ejaculation. Whatr do you mean bey 'anyone interested?' I am always interested in anyrhing to do with old chinese themes and sexual didfunction. contact me if you need further feed back

 

[Villani]

Is this about sex, I mean ancient chinese remadies for immature ejaculation or no ejaculation. Whatr do you mean bey 'anyone interested?' I am always interested in anyrhing to do with old chinese themes and sexual didfunction. contact me if you need further feed back

Haha! You realize that the post you are reffering to was written over four years ago. I don't think that guy posts here anymore...