Crotch Rocket

[Chaos1119]

So around my 25th birthday I got a pair of underwear in and open package and decided to wear them. Put them on in the morning/afternoon and went to the gym like I used to do everyday. Worked out for about 8 hours and came home. At about 2:30 am I went to take a pee and a gemstone fell of my genitals and landed right in my hand. At first I thought oh maybe it's lint and I transfered it to my other hand and looked closer to see a sparkly gemstone. I was astonished it stayed on my genitals for nearly 12 hours. I am a male so it's wasn't the easiest keeping it on there. I had no idea it was in the underwear to start the day. I then noticed some clouds in the sky by my homes and the gym that looked like a hand holding the sun almost exactly like I held my stone before hand. It was an incredible experience.

 

[Sean]

Cool story, bro.

 

[Saint_Ann]

So around my 25th birthday I got a pair of underwear in and open package and decided to wear them. Put them on in the morning/afternoon and went to the gym like I used to do everyday. Worked out for about 8 hours and came home. At about 2:30 am I went to take a pee and a gemstone fell of my genitals and landed right in my hand. At first I thought oh maybe it's lint and I transfered it to my other hand and looked closer to see a sparkly gemstone. I was astonished it stayed on my genitals for nearly 12 hours. I am a male so it's wasn't the easiest keeping it on there. I had no idea it was in the underwear to start the day. I then noticed some clouds in the sky by my homes and the gym that looked like a hand holding the sun almost exactly like I held my stone before hand. It was an incredible experience.

What?

 

[BeeZeBody]

So around my 25th birthday I got a pair of underwear in and open package and decided to wear them. Put them on in the morning/afternoon and went to the gym like I used to do everyday. Worked out for about 8 hours and came home. At about 2:30 am I went to take a pee and a gemstone fell of my genitals and landed right in my hand. At first I thought oh maybe it's lint and I transfered it to my other hand and looked closer to see a sparkly gemstone. I was astonished it stayed on my genitals for nearly 12 hours. I am a male so it's wasn't the easiest keeping it on there. I had no idea it was in the underwear to start the day. I then noticed some clouds in the sky by my homes and the gym that looked like a hand holding the sun almost exactly like I held my stone before hand. It was an incredible experience.

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[Rightguide]

So around my 25th birthday I got a pair of underwear in and open package and decided to wear them. Put them on in the morning/afternoon and went to the gym like I used to do everyday. Worked out for about 8 hours and came home. At about 2:30 am I went to take a pee and a gemstone fell of my genitals and landed right in my hand. At first I thought oh maybe it's lint and I transfered it to my other hand and looked closer to see a sparkly gemstone. I was astonished it stayed on my genitals for nearly 12 hours. I am a male so it's wasn't the easiest keeping it on there. I had no idea it was in the underwear to start the day. I then noticed some clouds in the sky by my homes and the gym that looked like a hand holding the sun almost exactly like I held my stone before hand. It was an incredible experience.

Most people just pass kidney stones but hey you have been blessed with a damn gemstone dispenser.

 

[FGB]

Most people just pass kidney stones but hey you have been blessed with a damn gemstone dispenser.

All of mine cost ME and my insurance company... a crap load of money.

What the hell do you eat and drink?

 

[OldJourno]

So around my 25th birthday I got a pair of underwear in and open package and decided to wear them. Put them on in the morning/afternoon and went to the gym like I used to do everyday. Worked out for about 8 hours and came home. At about 2:30 am I went to take a pee and a gemstone fell of my genitals and landed right in my hand. At first I thought oh maybe it's lint and I transfered it to my other hand and looked closer to see a sparkly gemstone. I was astonished it stayed on my genitals for nearly 12 hours. I am a male so it's wasn't the easiest keeping it on there. I had no idea it was in the underwear to start the day. I then noticed some clouds in the sky by my homes and the gym that looked like a hand holding the sun almost exactly like I held my stone before hand. It was an incredible experience.

It's funny, now that you're 80, how all those memories come flooding back.

 

[Rightguide]

All of mine cost ME and my insurance company... a crap load of money.

What the hell do you eat and drink?

I drink water and coffee, mostly water. I eat a lot of protein. Never had a Kidney stone and hope I never do.

 

[doowdniw]

Most people just pass kidney stones but hey you have been blessed with a damn gemstone dispenser.

I've never known anyone who has "just passed" a kidney stone. Just sayin'.

 

[Hypoxia]

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