Cremated or buried?

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I want to be cremated. Why spend all that money on a fancy box just to be planted in the ground like an acorn.
 
Me too, with my ashes scattered at sea. A place I always find peace.
 
Donated to science. Eaten. Cremated. Buried. Stuffed. Roasted over a low fire. I really don't care what happens to this shell I'm living in, hell I won't need it any longer.
 
Me, three. Ashes to be scattered over one of my favorite places on earth once I am gone- the person to do it has already promised me it will be done as I wish.
 
After they use any of my good bits for Science (if they want it), I want to be cremated. I want them to make tea bags out of me. I plan to have a cult by then, so my followers can have Sateema Tea.
 
After they're done parting me out, I'd like to be placed in a huge paper bag and buried under a field of cannabis.

Cremated eventually.
 
Cremating ain't that cheep either.

I'd like to incinerate myself somehow - over a buddy home-grown tomatoe garden - fertilize it you know.

All for the cost of the matches and fuel.

And you get good tomatoes out of it too.
 
Burn baby burn. Unless there are any good bits, then whoever wants them can have them - I don't need 'em.
 
Organs donated, they can have anything that is usable. Cremated, plain wooden box place in niche next to my son's ashes. I don't want to take up any more space than necessary.
 
I want to be fed to the vultures and then have my bones placed in lime to dissolve, just like the Parsis in India do it.
 
take what you nedd. If there is any good parts left in there.

Then burn motherfucker burn......


So I have that Bloodhound Gang song on my mind today, cant help it.
 
Neither, I will not be burned, and to hell with ya if you try to stick me in the ground.
Actually ever since I was a little kid I have been working on plans for a small tomb, above ground. Shrugs
 
I want to be cremated and spead around the world. That way, I can see the world, even if it's only in spirit.
 
Picture Perfect!

Burned up, ashes sprinkled into some paint and then have an awesome painting done of myself!

I'd really like to have my teeth made into a necklace for my grand kids too:)
If I get any that is.

All Working organs donated to anyone who needs em.

Picture Perfect!
 
I want to be cremated after those of my organs that are usable have been taken out for donation, since I can't use them anymore.
 
I know it sounds bad but, I just couldnt give away my organs...
 
I just read an article where one person saved the lives of six individuals by organ donation. His death saved six lives. That's just my outlook. My organs are only on loan to me for the duration of my life.
 
I dont know maybe its the way I was brought up or something. I just feel my body should not be cut on and taken apart then put to rest unwhole. Shrugs
Could be that I feel also that, with how unlucky I have been in health and life that I would not want to curse the poor person who gets stuck with my organs. Then again I'm just strange... :p
 
Mistress

No matter the cause..how you feel is how you feel. You have your reasons..smiles.
 
I don't believe in life after death, so by this logic anything that happens to my body should be okay by me. I would totally donate my organs to anyone who needs them, but I would feel really weird about donating my body to science. I can just imagine some callous biology majors laughing while they dissect me or some first graders playing with my skeleton pretending to make it talk. Gives me the creeps.
 
Pyper said:
....I would feel really weird about donating my body to science. I can just imagine some callous biology majors laughing while they dissect me or some first graders playing with my skeleton pretending to make it talk. Gives me the creeps.

Okay! I'm with you there! If my family intends to do this..they better not tell me now!!! Ewwww!!

Ciao!
 
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