Creative ways to have fun

[KingOrfeo]

Douse a cat with bacon grease and let it loose in a dog show.

Crash a funeral. During the eulogy, stand up and shout, "Thank God the filthy bastard is burning in Hell at long last!" Goes over great, especially at the funeral of a 5-year-old child.

Call a drugstore and ask, "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" If the answer is yes, say, "Great! I'll come right down there and buy some!" And then you don't go! Heh-heh-heh! Haw-haw-haw!

 

[Ms_Ann]

Douse a cat with bacon grease and let it loose in a dog show.

Crash a funeral. During the eulogy, stand up and shout, "Thank God the filthy bastard is burning in Hell at long last!" Goes over great, especially at the funeral of a 5-year-old child.

Call a drugstore and ask, "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" If the answer is yes, say, "Great! I'll come right down there and buy some!" And then you don't go! Heh-heh-heh! Haw-haw-haw!

I try not to judge...what am I saying? That's really all I do. But...

 

[KingOrfeo]

I try not to judge...what am I saying? That's really all I do. But...

That's another way: Pass judgments on strangers on the Internet for no reason!

 

[rocket_surgery]

I have been to funerals where similar things have happened. Fights, yelling, saying the person derserved to die, etc. Good times.

Was watching the ID channel last night and one of the shows was about a wife who had her husband killed. They arrested her at the funeral. It was awesome and I wish I had been there to see it instead of a "dramatic reenactment."

 

[rocket_surgery]

That's another way: Pass judgments on strangers on the Internet for no reason!

Doesn't everyone do that?

 

[james_1957]

Douse a cat with bacon grease and let it loose in a dog show.

Crash a funeral. During the eulogy, stand up and shout, "Thank God the filthy bastard is burning in Hell at long last!" Goes over great, especially at the funeral of a 5-year-old child.

Call a drugstore and ask, "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" If the answer is yes, say, "Great! I'll come right down there and buy some!" And then you don't go! Heh-heh-heh! Haw-haw-haw!

Have any clients yet, KO?

Or are you too busy restocking the shelves in the library?

 

[KingOrfeo]

Have any clients yet, KO?

Or are you too busy restocking the shelves in the library?

Oh, there are always clients. I do plaintiffs' personal injury cases -- so long as there is negligence, so long as there are accidents, there will be clients.

 

[yourwhitewife]

watch porn

 

[KingOrfeo]

watch porn

That's not creative. Making porn is creative.

 

[rocket_surgery]

That's not creative. Making porn is creative.

Not really. Pretty straightforward for the most part.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Not really. Pretty straightforward for the most part.

It's not the highest of art forms, but art it is.

 

[rocket_surgery]

It's not the highest of art forms, but art it is.

Technically speaking, yes. Still shit tho. Only so many ways to film a blowjob.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Technically speaking, yes. Still shit tho. Only so many ways to film a blowjob.

But many ways to give one.