Creative uses of cotton wool, a box of matches, and The Earl's toes

[Liar]

Bah, you're not going to lure me in, mister. Hear me? Never!

 

[Guest]

 

[TheEarl]

Bah, you're not going to lure me in, mister. Hear me? Never!

Honey's posted naked pictures on the other thread.

The Earl

 

[minsue]

Honey's posted naked pictures on the other thread.

The Earl

. .

 

[TxRad]

Honey's posted naked pictures on the other thread.

The Earl

I have to agree with Min here.....

Krewl but

 

[Liar]

Honey's posted naked pictures on the other thread.

The Earl

If she truly lurvs me, my PM box is reasonably empty.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Liar......consider your butt BITTEN

Earl...nibbled AND bitten...


Cuz it's my job, that's why! I love my work!

 

[Guest]

Well, Earl never answered about me pouring melted wax on his chest on the other thread. Guess I was too graphic.

Liar? You're so into toes, do you want to borrow one of my toe rings?

 

[Liar]

Liar? You're so into toes, do you want to borrow one of my toe rings?

No, but hand me one of your toes. And whatever it's attached to. And whatever that's attached to. And...

 

[Guest]

No, but hand me one of your toes. And whatever it's attached to. And whatever that's attached to. And...

I like a man who has studied his anatomy.

 

[Liar]

I like a man who has studied his anatomy.

The head bone connected to the neck bone,
the neck bone connected to the back bone
The back bone connected to the thigh bone
the thigh bone connected to the kee bone
the knee bone connected to the leg bone
the leg bone connected to the foot bone​

 

[Guest]

The head bone connected to the neck bone,
the neck bone connected to the back bone
The back bone connected to the thigh bone
the thigh bone connected to the kee bone
the knee bone connected to the leg bone
the leg bone connected to the foot bone​

So hear the words of the lawd!

But wait - nothing about tits?

 

[TheEarl]

Well, Earl never answered about me pouring melted wax on his chest on the other thread. Guess I was too graphic.

Liar? You're so into toes, do you want to borrow one of my toe rings?

Wax is good, but I really would need cuffs and a blindfold. No point in being a bear, if you're not gonna be a grizzly.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

So hear the words of the lawd!

But wait - nothing about tits?

tits have no bones...if you're lucky!

 

[Guest]

Wax is good, but I really would need cuffs and a blindfold. No point in being a bear, if you're not gonna be a grizzly.

The Earl

Damn, Sarahh and her wax gets all the guys

 

[Liar]

So hear the words of the lawd!

But wait - nothing about tits?

Mal's correct. There are no tit bones. Tits are soft and squeezy.

 

[Guest]

Wax is good, but I really would need cuffs and a blindfold. No point in being a bear, if you're not gonna be a grizzly.

The Earl

No cuffs, love, but I do have wonderful restraints.

And blindfolds are easy.

Are you?

 

[Guest]

Damn, Sarahh and her wax gets all the guys

Well, I do hate to brag . . .

 

[Guest]

Mal's correct. There are no tit bones. Tits are soft and squeezy.

Just spit out my drink.

That's sig-line worthy, Liar!

 

[TheEarl]

No cuffs, love, but I do have wonderful restraints.

And blindfolds are easy.

Are you?

I'm thoroughly complicated. However, I'm open to being unravelled.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

I'm thoroughly complicated. However, I'm open to being unravelled.

The Earl

Groovy.