Cravings

[VibrantVerbose]

At the moment my wish list includes batteries, bruschetta, and banter.

I'm particular, though. The batteries must be AAs, the bruschetta must be made with all fresh ingredients, and the banter must be crisp, witty, and with someone intelligent. I'm not a fan of small talk, clichés, or poor typing.

My batteries are charging, I have the ingredients for bruschetta, but everyone I know is either still out or asleep. Can you provide the banter? If so, send me a message. Messages of one sentence or less will be ignored, as will clichés or bad typing. Good luck!

 

[Curiouscouple8]

Good luck to you too.

 

[Doog_kuron]

Well that's interesting, sipping a hot mug of earl grey, trying to wake up and now I have a craving for bruschetta! Which is odd because the lasting memory I have over this morsel was when I use to work at a restaurant. A woman kept complaining her bruschetta didn't taste right. The chef cooked her three from scratch, each and every time she bluntly refused it. In the end he got so frustrated he threw it in the bin, fished it back out, brushed off the debris then served it to her personally. She thought it tasted great. True story.

 

[Que]

I dunno, fresh from the garden is beyond compare, but if the alternative is store-bought, hydroponically grown, GMO, tasteless orbs, give me a can of imported Romas.

Garlic has to be fresh crushed though.

I have fresh Oregano for the picking but no Basil. I came into possession of a bunch of sickly herbs and planted them all and only the sage and oregano thrived.

I'd help you out with the banter but I am not very chatty at the moment.

 

[VibrantVerbose]

I did eventually fix myself some bruschetta and it was so good I made more for dinner tonight. Delicious.

Now I'm craving conversation again. Would anyone care to indulge me?

 

[VibrantVerbose]

Just to clarify, no, I will not have cybersex with you or send you photos of myself. I'm here for entertaining conversation, not to get you off.

Any further requests of that nature will be ignored.

 

[southerncharm77]

Most are here for a quick fix.