Cranky-ass Bitch

[sweetnpetite]

That's what I am today. A cranky ass bitch!

I don't know if it's hormones or what, but damn I am cranky.

The 'old man' isn't helping either. First he comes home and wants me to stop what I'm doing and make dinner because he's so tired from the physical labor of the day. Then he stands in the kitchen, picking at the food. Then he wants me to make him a plate (which I did not) and then he wants me to get his plate (which I did not)Then, he wants me to get off the computer cuz he wants to use it. Then he won't let me watch Friends- I guess because I have the computer.

He's getting just a little too comfortable with the idea of being 'waited on.'

Course I was cranky before that. But that doesn't help.

 

[Boxlicker101]

That's what I am today. A cranky ass bitch!

I don't know if it's hormones or what, but damn I am cranky.

The 'old man' isn't helping either. First he comes home and wants me to stop what I'm doing and make dinner because he's so tired from the physical labor of the day. Then he stands in the kitchen, picking at the food. Then he wants me to make him a plate (which I did not) and then he wants me to get his plate (which I did not)Then, he wants me to get off the computer cuz he wants to use it. Then he won't let me watch Friends- I guess because I have the computer.

He's getting just a little too comfortable with the idea of being 'waited on.'

Course I was cranky before that. But that doesn't help.

Hey, SnP, I don't know how he can get comfortable with the idea of being "waited on", at least tonight because you didn't do much of it. You did make dinner, presumably for both of you but you didn't fix him a plate and you didn't get his plate and you, apparently didn't get off the computer so he could use it.

As for "Friends", if you were using the computer, presumably writing or posting on this site, why should you ALSO choose the TV program which you weren't going to be watching anyhow.

By no means is this a criticism or complaint. Your husband shouldn't ask or expect you to wait on him anyhow. I know how much I always hated it when my second wife wanted me to wait on her.

 

[shereads]

Think of the merchandising possibilities, snp.

Bumper stickers: "What would Cranky Ass Bitch do?"

Alongside Mermaid Barbie and Cinderella Barbie, we could have Cranky Ass Bitch Barbie (limited edition collectible).

The Cranky Ass Bitch Society, or CRABS, meeting will now come to order.

 

[Guest]

The Cranky Ass Bitch Society, or CRABS

How do I join? I want a membership card and button.

crabby Perdita

 

[Boxlicker101]

Think of the merchandising possibilities, snp.

Bumper stickers: "What would Cranky Ass Bitch do?"

Alongside Mermaid Barbie and Cinderella Barbie, we could have Cranky Ass Bitch Barbie (limited edition collectible).

The Cranky Ass Bitch Society, or CRABS, meeting will now come to order.

I suppose I wouldn't be able to join, would I? DISCRIMINATION!!

 

[Linbido]

I suppose I wouldn't be able to join, would I? DISCRIMINATION!!

Of course you could join, Box. Come over here and, I'll make you my bitch. Then there should be no stopping you.

 

[Remec]

I suppose I wouldn't be able to join, would I? DISCRIMINATION!!

Now now...you can't be discriminated against if you don't meet the criteria for membership. The question is, are we using bitch as in female, or the more generic usage so commonplace these days?

(And, if the latter, do you really trust some of these people to be a bitch for them? <EG>)

 

[sweetnpetite]

Re: Re: Cranky-ass Bitch

Hey, SnP, I don't know how he can get comfortable with the idea of being "waited on", at least tonight because you didn't do much of it. You did make dinner, presumably for both of you but you didn't fix him a plate and you didn't get his plate and you, apparently didn't get off the computer so he could use it.

As for "Friends", if you were using the computer, presumably writing or posting on this site, why should you ALSO choose the TV program which you weren't going to be watching anyhow.

By no means is this a criticism or complaint. Your husband shouldn't ask or expect you to wait on him anyhow. I know how much I always hated it when my second wife wanted me to wait on her.

It was the *way* he said it, like he rather expected that I would.

 

[sweetnpetite]

Alongside Mermaid Barbie and Cinderella Barbie, we could have Cranky Ass Bitch Barbie (limited edition collectible).

LOL, she's having a bad hair day, she's a little bloated, and she's got an evil look in her eye.

 

[My Erotic Tail]

He He He He ~

Oh my dare I say anything less I get burned...lol
But if I wag my tale...
"sounds like ripples in the pond."
Two monks were washing their bowls
in the river when they noticed a scorpion
that was drowning. One monk immediately
scooped it up and set it upon the bank.
In the process he was stung. He went
back to washing his bowl and again the
scorpion fell in. The monk saved the scorpion
and was again stung. The other monk asked him,
"Friend, why do you continue to save the
scorpion when you know it's nature is to sting?"
"Because," the monk replied, "to save it is my nature."
"Later "....Look at you and smile...he he he
Tanzan and Ekido were once traveling together
down a muddy road. A heavy rain was still falling.
Coming around a bend, they met a lovely girl in
a silk kimono and sash, unable to cross the intersection.
"Come on girl," said Tanzan at once.
Lifting her in his arms, he carried her over the mud.
Ekido did not speak again until that night
when they reached a lodging temple.
Then he could no longer restrain himself.
"We monks don't go near females,"
he told Tanzan, "especially not young
and lovely ones. It is dangerous.
Why did you do that?"
"I left the girl there," said Tanzan.
"Are you still carrying her?"

Bows humble and exits gracefull....

 

[CharleyH]

I'm cranky because my O is not home to rub my feet or do my dishes, so my feet are sore from sitting on the computer all day, and well being rather bitchy - I think I'll leave the dishes

 

[shereads]

How do I join? I want a membership card and button.

crabby Perdita

An appropriate CRABS response to your question would be, "Look, bitch. I've got better things to do than design your membership card and button. Make your own. And bring me a Tyloenol."

 

[shereads]

LOL, she's having a bad hair day, she's a little bloated, and she's got an evil look in her eye.

Also, if you take Cranky Ass Barbie out of the box, you receive a mild electric shock and she says, "Bite my ass, Ken. You aren't even anatomically correct."

Of course, Ken is nowhere in sight.

 

[destinie21]

don't forget to strike your no sex for you tonight cranky ass bitch pose

 

[sweetnpetite]

Also, if you take Cranky Ass Barbie out of the box, you receive a mild electric shock and she says, "Bite my ass, Ken. You aren't even anatomically correct."

Of course, Ken is nowhere in sight.

That's so funny. Especially considering that 'bite my ass' is my favorate bitchy thing to say! how'd you know???

 

[sweetnpetite]

don't forget to strike your no sex for you tonight cranky ass bitch pose

LOL, I love it!!!

But when you do it, i'd be inclined to give you a good spanking until you were ready to come over to my way of thinking. YOu look pretty darn hot with that sullen spoiled rotten look on you Why you gotta be married? You could teach me how the girls do it

 

[sweetnpetite]

An appropriate CRABS response to your question would be, "Look, bitch. I've got better things to do than design your membership card and button. Make your own. And bring me a Tyloenol."

LOL, this will be the official CRABS motto.

We'll print it on all our money

 

[Boxlicker101]

Now now...you can't be discriminated against if you don't meet the criteria for membership. The question is, are we using bitch as in female, or the more generic usage so commonplace these days?

(And, if the latter, do you really trust some of these people to be a bitch for them? <EG>)

Instead of answering that question, I will refer you to the "Strapon Fun" thread.

 

[Honey123]

There's nothing funnier than responding to this thread by saying -- "I'm with CRABS" -- surely making the men scatter...LOL