Cowslinger VS Meta-Troll

[Que Va]

Apparently his stalking skills are improving.

Four minutes after I post my thoughts on a relationship issue, he posts:

Query would have no problem keeping a spreadsheet on his sexual adventures. He hasn't had any this century.

I notice this as I read others comments on the issue. Note that, as per usual, he doesn't tie in his barb to his own thoughts on the subject at hand.

The first couple of lines are kind of funny. Like most humor it's funny cause it's true. Kind of.

Been a couple of months since I've gotten laid. I make no secret of that. I don't pose, pretend and posture that I'm some penultimate swordsman impaling enraptured maidens left and right.

Since he seems interested, I'll share. Because I am open like that. In this century I have bedded a mere 11 women, depending on the definition of "is" you can throw in a coupla more. SO no more than a coven, basically.

Even that is a bit of a stretch because I brought one of the 13 into this century with me. I probably got laid the very first day of the year because it was a new century, a new year, and her birthday.

I didn't really have "sexual adventures" at all until say about 2010? 2011? Not sure...if he needs more specificity, I'll be sure and update that.

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Had he left it at that...it was actually kind of funny, pithy and a well-deserved skewering for the angst he claims he does not feel about the whole thing.

Then he goes and blows it with the follow-up:

Make sure you post that too, pussy.

Keep in mind he JUST put me on ignore (again) prior to my last post above. His linguistic analysis skills being what they are he likely doesn't realize that when he says "post that too!" he has just acknowledged that he peeked.

"Pussy!" at the end is a bit gratuitous. I assume that is a reference to my "manliness" as he perceives it and feels the need to comment on routinely. It cannot possibly be some reference to my reticence in engaging him, since I am not the one sniping from cover.

I am more than willing to risk people not being able to tell the difference when one (if not both) of us are arguing with an idiot.

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

I have just dropped into the playground for a quick hello and I stumble in on this moronic and juvenile pity party posting. My conclusions are that playgrounders know who Slinger is and very well know he is capable of handling loons without assistance. So I have to wonder why feed an attention seeker with more fuel? Silence from the playground...no matter how tempting it is to comment on silly baited posts is the best way to extinguish an annoyance. The ignore feature is a great tool as well. Once silence has been established...then the only comments to be added will be between an idiot and a fool.

 

[Que]

I have just dropped into the playground for a quick hello and I stumble in on this moronic and juvenile pity party posting. My conclusions are that playgrounders know who Slinger is and very well know he is capable of handling loons without assistance. So I have to wonder why feed an attention seeker with more fuel? Silence from the playground...no matter how tempting it is to comment on silly baited posts is the best way to extinguish an annoyance. The ignore feature is a great tool as well. Once silence has been established...then the only comments to be added will be between an idiot and a fool.

I am sure 'Slinger appreciates the bump. Never expected this thread to hit over 1500 views.

I have not solicited support, nor views nor comments here. I have less than 1/5 of the posts in 'Slingers thread. My posts would be far less if I did not respond to those that I host in this thread who choose to post for themselves.

I have encouraged people to place on ignore the character created for this thread.

This thread dies whenever cowslinger and his surrogates choose to let it die.

What isn't going to close it is further threats of violence by him. I can tell you for sure I won't be "meeting him halfway" to "settle out differences" in "man-to-man" fashion. I am totally OK with him calling me a pussy over that.

Our "differences" are that he feels that his credibility is enhanced by "handing me my ass every day" and I think it is silly.

I think the playground agrees with me that it is silly. I don't think they particularly care as long as it occurs if out of sight. Don't blame "them." Most would prefer that this remain compartmentalized. Cowslinger would like that too. I prefer it be out in the open amongst people he actually seems to value the opinions of.

If he says something funny and/or interesting to me that showcases him handing me my ass, that will be on display here as well.

He is free to speak for himself here, elsewhere, or remain silent.

 

[Que]

Just shoveling up Cowslinger's leavings... both these posts in the same thread, no on topic posts in the thread. Both quoted here in context in their scintillating entity:

Obama said today he just heard about Gruber's comments on Obamacare, and that he had nothing to do with it. Uh, Gruber visited the White House on numerous occasions and was on the payroll. Obama cannot help but lie.

You dumbasses sure know a lot for a buncha internet trolls. You two, query, miles all sooo fuckin smart, yet soooooo useless.

He spent money to close unmanned parks. I'd say he stood up just fine. The money is where the power is and he has gotten away with spending near historic levels with hardly any give back for all of the pork the Dems added the first 2 years.

Jeeeezus Keeerist you are a true fucking idiot query. Step away from the monitor FOR A CHANGE.

Edit: Page Three in the playground will it continue to fall, or will Cowslinger insist it be bumped?

 

[Que Va]

*laughs*

Fully decompensating now.

 

[subdued_passion]

Holy fuck! This thread.

I've just skimmed but...

Firstly, why the hell was it moved from the playground?

I mean from when do threads get moved just because the forum regulars don't like it. This was not a flaming thread (at least from the posts I skimmed). It looks like the PG regulars were the ones trolling the thread with the 'you're not welcome' posts.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Holy fuck! This thread.

I've just skimmed but...

Firstly, why the hell was it moved from the playground?

I mean from when do threads get moved just because the forum regulars don't like it. This was not a flaming thread (at least from the posts I skimmed). It looks like the PG regulars were the ones trolling the thread with the 'you're not welcome' posts.

I guess the Playground mods got tired of Queerbait's threadbumping and constant need for attention.

 

[Que Va]

Holy fuck! This thread.

I've just skimmed but...

Firstly, why the hell was it moved from the playground?

I mean from when do threads get moved just because the forum regulars don't like it. This was not a flaming thread (at least from the posts I skimmed). It looks like the PG regulars were the ones trolling the thread with the 'you're not welcome' posts.

Right? The thread would just about die then one of 'slingers admirers would bump it to tell me what a jerk I am.

When he insisted on hiding from me I said a cheerful hello in a thread and was told quite sternly not to talk to the boy.

~shrug~

I guess playgrounders prefer to see me in the regular threads chatting with my friend 'Slinger.

Isn't that a cute nickname the coven has for him?

they assure me he is "caring, considerate, sexy, funny and outrageous" over there. I'm just looking for consistency. If he wants to be two people at least have the decency to have an alt.

Maybe I should whine to the moderators that the big, bad bully is threatening to come to Arizona and kick my ass?

 

[miles]

Cowslinger is modest about his successes "handing me my ass" over on the GB. The key to successful meta-trolling is denying the troll the high ground.

I just LMAO when people post their tough guy bullshit or challenge others to a real fight. Cowslinger and others of his ilk are fucking morons.They have all the maturity and machismo of a seventh grader.

 

[subdued_passion]

I guess the Playground mods got tired of Queerbait's threadbumping and constant need for attention.

Thanks to this thread, I realised that it's query. I was wondering yesterday if this was an alt created to troll queersetti or query or if it was query's alt.


However annoying and dull you may consider query to be, bumping your own thread in the PG is not grounds for having the thread moved. If it is, the mods are pretty inconsistent.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Thanks to this thread, I realised that it's query. I was wondering yesterday if this was an alt created to troll queersetti or query or if it was query's alt.


However annoying and dull you may consider query to be, bumping your own thread in the PG is not grounds for having the thread moved. If it is, the mods are pretty inconsistent.

I will defer to your vast knowledge of Playground tribal customs.

 

[Que Va]

Thanks to this thread, I realised that it's query. I was wondering yesterday if this was an alt created to troll queersetti or query or if it was query's alt.


However annoying and dull you may consider query to be, bumping your own thread in the PG is not grounds for having the thread moved. If it is, the mods are pretty inconsistent.

Well, that and I didn't bump it other than when there was actual new messages from cowslinger. the last one ENCOURAGED me to post it to the thread. So that isn't it.

This is a playground specific thread. It is about a playgrounder that refuses to have his "work" shown in the playground. I guess he got cover this time.

Meanwhile thanks to over 100 bumps by his supporters 1600 views by playgrounders, so there is that.

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My favorite was this long post by what I can only gather is his lit girlfriend. others referenced her being "on her way" or some such.

She gives me lettered reasons for why I am an asshole to cowslinger and then says she "probably will not respond to my response, ~sniff~ I don't see her specific rant because by then its two pages back, I have full with the rob thing, and cowslinger all over over her... so as Im cutting and pasting cowslingers stuff over to there, she posts like 1/2 a dozen more time.

For a while she had more posts defending tough guy slinger than I did in a thread that was supposed to be where slinger could show all his friends how good he is at "handing me my ass"

Never seen the tough-guy-troll-attacking-from-behind-the-girlfriend gambit. It was original.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I just LMAO when people post their tough guy bullshit or challenge others to a real fight. Cowslinger and others of his ilk are fucking morons.They have all the maturity and machismo of a seventh grader.

Someday, schmuck.
You and me.
Man-to-Untermensch.

 

[Que Va]

Ha...so the no-trolling playground has kicked my anti-trolling thread out, and he is now trolling me over there.

Which was all I wanted anyway. His words, out there for the playground to see.

Funny how things work out.

 

[Que Va]

Someday, schmuck.
You and me.
Man-to-Untermensch.

What, you jealous that I am not highlighting your propensity for 'little-big-man" threats of violence?

Go seek negative attention elsewhere, it's cowslingers turn.

You guys are like children always demanding to be noticed.

 

[subdued_passion]

Right? The thread would just about die then one of 'slingers admirers would bump it to tell me what a jerk I am.

When he insisted on hiding from me I said a cheerful hello in a thread and was told quite sternly not to talk to the boy.

~shrug~

I guess playgrounders prefer to see me in the regular threads chatting with my friend 'Slinger.

Isn't that a cute nickname the coven has for him?

they assure me he is "caring, considerate, sexy, funny and outrageous" over there. I'm just looking for consistency. If he wants to be two people at least have the decency to have an alt.

Maybe I should whine to the moderators that the big, bad bully is threatening to come to Arizona and kick my ass?

Wasn't the PG supposed to be all fluffiness and kittens? Why were posters so threatened by you merely posting his quotes there. There wasn't any editorializing or anything. So, if they think their friend is such a great and thoughtful guy with such sharp wit, why take offence at you merely linking his posts?

Perhaps you should have called it the Celebrate Cowslinger thread.

I find him annoying even when I used to post in the PG and he's even worse here because he never has anything to offer in a discussion, apart from calling people names and posting pics. I'm really eager to see someone post a link to an intelligent or insightful post from Cowslinger.

I will defer to your vast knowledge of Playground tribal customs.

I spend a month there before I found the GB. Someone moved one of JBJ's threads to the PG- it was one of the funniest things I'd read till then. I began following him around the boards after that.

So, I guess sometimes mods moving threads around can be a good thing.

 

[Skiddles2014]

If queerbait was this much of a little whiny cunt with his wife, then I totally understand why she took the children and left his sorry ass.

Who could live with such a twat?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

This thread is really weird.

Why are you using two different handles, query?

 

[subdued_passion]

Well, that and I didn't bump it other than when there was actual new messages from cowslinger. the last one ENCOURAGED me to post it to the thread. So that isn't it.

This is a playground specific thread. It is about a playgrounder that refuses to have his "work" shown in the playground. I guess he got cover this time.

Meanwhile thanks to over 100 bumps by his supporters 1600 views by playgrounders, so there is that.

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My favorite was this long post by what I can only gather is his lit girlfriend. others referenced her being "on her way" or some such.

She gives me lettered reasons for why I am an asshole to cowslinger and then says she "probably will not respond to my response, ~sniff~ I don't see her specific rant because by then its two pages back, I have full with the rob thing, and cowslinger all over over her... so as Im cutting and pasting cowslingers stuff over to there, she posts like 1/2 a dozen more time.

For a while she had more posts defending tough guy slinger than I did in a thread that was supposed to be where slinger could show all his friends how good he is at "handing me my ass"

Never seen the tough-guy-troll-attacking-from-behind-the-girlfriend gambit. It was original.

Good lord, I didn't actually read all the drivel. Just breezing through was enough. I think you should PM the PG mods asking them why your thread was moved. The PG isn't just there for a specific group of people- they don't get to dictate who gets to or doesn't get to post in the PG.

Rob was filling you with his thing? That lousy cheating bastard!

 

[Que Va]

This thread is really weird.

Why are you using two different handles, query?

I had just hit 12,345 posts. I had retired query.

I find robs use of queer offensive of a number of deeply personal reasons and decided to both take away that petty little weapon and at the same time cowslingers insitance that I should somehow be moritfied by him calling me "bald' and "thnks he is so smart" Megamind and the name accomplished all three goals.

I was in the midst of dragging cowslingers shit covered boots to the playground at the time, so I figured I would use the ID for that while I thought up a name that the resident fifth graders couldnt turn into a homo-phobic slur.

I accidentally used query for my 12, 346th post to wish whats her name a happy birthday, so I figured I would resume. (I had logged in to return PMs)

Meanwhile cowslingers girlfriend [personal info prohibited per our forum guidelines] whoever was accusing me of "hiding behind an alt'" I always assumed the alt was pretty clear to GB'rs and of no consequence to playgrounders.

So I made sure to be clear that I am both and hiding from no one. Including with my actual face in my ID, unlike the brave, suave, ever-popular with the ladeez, cowslinger.

The whole thing is even harder to follow now that it is out of context off the playground.

 

[Que Va]

Good lord, I didn't actually read all the drivel. Just breezing through was enough. I think you should PM the PG mods asking them why your thread was moved. The PG isn't just there for a specific group of people- they don't get to dictate who gets to or doesn't get to post in the PG.

Rob was filling you with his thing? That lousy cheating bastard!

Rob and I try and keep it on the DL.

Anyone that needed to see it in the playground I am sure already did. this got way more views than it was ever worth.

I am not going to play the us against them thing, he clearly has fawning admirers. I have this picture in my mind and it cracks me up. c

I got exactly two PGrs (not dozens as some might claim) pm-ing me saying much what you said about your impressions of him over there. One was before all this started. I was in the PG one day looking to see how important the PG was to him (very) and saw him take an unwarranted swipe at some dude then go schmooze some chick up. I spoke up and got a nice note from an uninvolved in the exchange woman.

One guy spoke up on the board. It wasnt intended to get that kind of coverage. just remind 'Slinger (love that foxy midnight cowboy feel to that name) that his persona there is at risk from asshole behavior here.

Rob, is of course as big an asshole...not as stupid as cowslinger, but as big an asshole. Putting rob on blast in the playground would be pointless and not just because they dont know him...he doesn't care about their opinions. AssLessChapsSlinger does.

 

[Que Va]

This---> http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=62526763&posted=1#post62526763

Apparently I did strike a deep nerve.

He went from refusing to engage at all with me in the PG to that level of spew. Success!

He is a little pissed, He had this little thread of derrières. I closed it out at 5000 and took it over. After I had started the new thread, he went sour grapes and said he was "tired of it" but he was interested enough to come back and shit in it.

 

[subdued_passion]

Rob and I try and keep it on the DL.

Anyone that needed to see it in the playground I am sure already did. this got way more views than it was ever worth.

I am not going to play the us against them thing, he clearly has fawning admirers. I have this picture in my mind and it cracks me up. c

I got exactly two PGrs (not dozens as some might claim) pm-ing me saying much what you said about your impressions of him over there. One was before all this started. I was in the PG one day looking to see how important the PG was to him (very) and saw him take an unwarranted swipe at some dude then go schmooze some chick up. I spoke up and got a nice note from an uninvolved in the exchange woman.

One guy spoke up on the board. It wasnt intended to get that kind of coverage. just remind 'Slinger (love that foxy midnight cowboy feel to that name) that his persona there is at risk from asshole behavior here.

Rob, is of course as big an asshole...not as stupid as cowslinger, but as big an asshole. Putting rob on blast in the playground would be pointless and not just because they dont know him...he doesn't care about their opinions. AssLessChapsSlinger does.

It was really annoying watching you drag poo in every thread here with that guy following you around shooting insults. I get why you felt the need to deal with it.

There is no 'us' vs 'them' is exactly my point. I get bristly any time I read any of the posters start that nonsense. It's all one site and we're all just members here. No special privileges for anyone.

And Rob is a smart guy who can actually back what he says. You may not agree with his politics but he isn't just posting his opinions and saying it is what it is because he says so. I don't get how you could even begin to compare him with cowslinger.

 

[Skiddles2014]

Can't even get a third world drag queen to back you....lol

 

[Que Va]

It was really annoying watching you drag poo in every thread here with that guy following you around shooting insults. I get why you felt the need to deal with it.

There is no 'us' vs 'them' is exactly my point. I get bristly any time I read any of the posters start that nonsense. It's all one site and we're all just members here. No special privileges for anyone.

And Rob is a smart guy who can actually back what he says. You may not agree with his politics but he isn't just posting his opinions and saying it is what it is because he says so. I don't get how you could even begin to compare him with cowslinger.

On that you are right. I dont dismiss robs opinions just because he has them or that I dont find the facts suport his opinions in much the way he thinks the facts dont support my opinions...last couple of days rob has been actually expressing opinions ...when he actually does that, his are as articulated as anyones...

There are days when he expresses not a single opinion in what now looks like "cowslinger mode". keep in mind though cowslinger got that from rob. He just looked at rob slingin shit and said "I can do that too!" and waded in with both hamfists.

So the comparison starts and ends in style of attack. But that is because cowslinger got that from rob.

Skiddles travels with that yapping little pack the same way.

Cowslinger though is ONLY in that mode when he is on the GB. WHen he cmes here it is only to pick a fight because, frankly I think it makes his dick hard. I am not saying that as hyperbole, he has stated how he really enjoys it. He honestly believes he "wins" each exchange. Cowslinger never enters a thread and offers a relevant opinion, his entire opinion is "you guys are STUPID and think you know SO much!!" Weird guy, frankly.