SEX_VAMPYRE
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Cowboy
An Indian scouting party captures a cowboy from a bar and brings him back
to their camp to meet the chief. The chief says to the cowboy, "You going
die. But we sorry for you, so give you one wish a day for three days. At
sundown third day, you die. What first wish?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse." The indians get his horse. The
cowboy grabs the horse's ear and whispers something, then slaps the horse
on the back. The horse takes off. Two hours later, the horse comesback with
a naked blonde.
She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. The
Indians look at each other, figuring, "Typical white man... only think one
thing." The second day, the chief says, "What wish today?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again." The indians bring him his
horse. The cowboy leans over to the horse and whispers something in the
horse's ear, then slaps it on the back. Two hours later, the horse comes
back with a naked redhead. She gets off and goes in the teepee with the
cowboy.
The Indians shake their heads, figuring, "Typical white man going die
tomorrow ... can only think one thing." The last day comes, and the chief
says, "This last wish, white man. What want?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again." The Indians bring him his
horse. The cowboy grabs the horse by both ears, twists them hard and
yells,"Read my lips you idiot! POSSE, damn it! P-O-S-S-E!"
An Indian scouting party captures a cowboy from a bar and brings him back
to their camp to meet the chief. The chief says to the cowboy, "You going
die. But we sorry for you, so give you one wish a day for three days. At
sundown third day, you die. What first wish?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse." The indians get his horse. The
cowboy grabs the horse's ear and whispers something, then slaps the horse
on the back. The horse takes off. Two hours later, the horse comesback with
a naked blonde.
She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. The
Indians look at each other, figuring, "Typical white man... only think one
thing." The second day, the chief says, "What wish today?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again." The indians bring him his
horse. The cowboy leans over to the horse and whispers something in the
horse's ear, then slaps it on the back. Two hours later, the horse comes
back with a naked redhead. She gets off and goes in the teepee with the
cowboy.
The Indians shake their heads, figuring, "Typical white man going die
tomorrow ... can only think one thing." The last day comes, and the chief
says, "This last wish, white man. What want?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again." The Indians bring him his
horse. The cowboy grabs the horse by both ears, twists them hard and
yells,"Read my lips you idiot! POSSE, damn it! P-O-S-S-E!"
