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Just Peeking
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A man and his wife were driving down a country road when they saw a sign that read, "Cow for sale - $5000."
Intrigued, the man asked his wife if they could stop so he could see the cow. Grudgingly, the wife agreed and they made their way to the farmhouse.
The man got out of the car and knocked on the door. When the farmer answered the door, the man asked if he could see the cow. The farmer agreed and the two walked to the barn.
The farmer opened the barn door and said, "There she is," and pointed at the cow. "That looks like a normal cow to me," said the man. "Why is she worth $5000?"
"Look at this," the farmer replied. He walked around to the back of the cow and lifted her tail. The man looked and saw that the cow had a snatch exactly like a woman's. The man stepped back in amazement. "That is just beautiful," he said.
After a few moments, he walked back to his car and sat down next his wife. He stared straight ahead for a second, looked at his wife, looked straight ahead, looked at his wife again and then burst into tears.
"Honey, what's the matter?" she asked. He looked at his wife and replied, "That farmer has a cow with a snatch exactly like a woman's and it's worth $5000. You have a snatch exactly like a cow's, and you ain't worth shit!"
Intrigued, the man asked his wife if they could stop so he could see the cow. Grudgingly, the wife agreed and they made their way to the farmhouse.
The man got out of the car and knocked on the door. When the farmer answered the door, the man asked if he could see the cow. The farmer agreed and the two walked to the barn.
The farmer opened the barn door and said, "There she is," and pointed at the cow. "That looks like a normal cow to me," said the man. "Why is she worth $5000?"
"Look at this," the farmer replied. He walked around to the back of the cow and lifted her tail. The man looked and saw that the cow had a snatch exactly like a woman's. The man stepped back in amazement. "That is just beautiful," he said.
After a few moments, he walked back to his car and sat down next his wife. He stared straight ahead for a second, looked at his wife, looked straight ahead, looked at his wife again and then burst into tears.
"Honey, what's the matter?" she asked. He looked at his wife and replied, "That farmer has a cow with a snatch exactly like a woman's and it's worth $5000. You have a snatch exactly like a cow's, and you ain't worth shit!"
