Covid reflexes

Oh, I'm so ignoring the one way systems. Most seem to have been designed by whoever on staff was too dim to be trusted on the tills. Most of the time it's like they could almost have been designed to create bottle necks and close contact. Especially at the tills.

I've left a few shitty reviews on the topic.

I only visit a couple of small food stores to top up and get my main groceries shop delivered as always. I couldn't get deliveries in the first lockdown so I switched to Sainsbury and when they rocked up, I actually sat down and cried after the man left - I was so relieved.

But the local stores have arrows and aisles that don't work. It's like pay back now because now there are RULES instead of 'Oh, um, sorry' push etc.
 
.I switched to Sainsbury and when they rocked up, I actually sat down and cried after the man left - I was so relieved.
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Sainsbury staff have that effect on people. Always keep a cosh handy when near staff from Sainsburys.
 
I was never a germophobe before, but I seem to have developed some habits this summer. Like habitually taking a reasonably wide berth when passing people on the sidewalk and in corridors, nudging push doors open with a foot, leaving space and wait for my turn in doorways and stairwells, pressing my pin code with the corner of the credit card...

Little nonsens things like that. I don't even think about it, I just catch myself doing it.

Anyone else?

I’d say that you’re in good company, including myself. I’ve had my vaccine, but still using precautions. I haven’t even had a cold yet,and I don’t just sit home either.
 
I'd let you lick my doorknobs any time.

I mean, I figure you must have one hell of an immune system and easier and cheaper than Lysol. :devil:

I imagine your doorknobs adorning a lived-in yet finely kept Victorian featuring a hint of charming post-modernist flare pared with a subtle colonial ruggedness.
 
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