Covered before, but I want my turn, so...

[FunWhileItLasted]

..................

 

[miles]

Show us your tits.

 

[Penuche]

Show us your tits.

Not funny, bruv.

 

[miles]

Go back to The Playground.

 

[FunWhileItLasted]

Show us your tits.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/86/GreatTit002.jpg

Am I doing it right?

 

[Colonel Hogan]

New to this group, but not new to the site, and definitely not new to using forums in general.

An open letter to the guys here that send PMs to the girls:

Hi, I understand you're probably already aroused, because you're at an erotic reading site. Also, reading some of the threads here adds to it.
Then you see someone new, and you decide to send them a PM. How best to go about it to make a good first impression? What to say?

Treat it just like real life! Be friendly, introduce yourself, tell me a little about you. It's easy.

Although it's sometimes nice to describe yourself physically, it's not a requirement. If I want to know eventually, I'll ask.
At the start of the conversation I'm more interested in hearing what we might have in common. If you're into college sports and I'm not, then that's probably something we won't talk about much. But if it turns out we both like 70s progressive rock or sci-fi, we might just get a conversation going.

Please don't start by telling me how hard you are unless you see me asking for that in a post.

Please don't tell me what you want to do to me unless you see me asking for that in a post.

This is why we have to have features like "ignore" here. I don't like using it, but I'm glad it's there when I need it. It's the equivalent of turning and walking away in real life.

Just like in real life, guys. It's not that hard. And if you say, "But I do that in real life!" as a way to make an intro with a woman you've never seen before, you're not someone I want to get to know better.

I'm here to read stories, post some of my own, and share things in the forums. If I make some new friends, that'd be awesome too.

My two cents.

PS Thank you to the nice people who have made me feel welcome and for the ones who have sent nice PMs!

I'm good with that. You up for dinner with an old guy? Do I have to pretend I don't have a hidden agenda for later? Preferences: progressively LESS music after the 60s and 70s and NO breakfast before 11 a.m.