couples in love should send PM's

[NeverEndingMe]

but not to their lovers. just my thought of the night.

 

[Peregrinator]

or to their lovers. just my thought of the night.

What?

 

[lovetoread]

Past, present, or future lovers?

 

[Sonnys_Big_Head]

My lover's box is taped shut. Woe is me.

 

[NeverEndingMe]

Past, present, or future lovers?

current lovers

 

[Saint Peter]

Dear Pete,

You are one sexy bitch.


Love,
Pete

 

[GracefullyYours]

Dear Pete,

You are one sexy bitch.


Love,
Pete

Ha ha! you Petey....

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Dear Johnny_Ray,

You are a man among men.

You make my hear sing, wild thing.

Never mind that bitch Pete.

She's just jealous.


Love,
Johnny_Ray

 

[Wings27]

Dear Wings,

You know you want to.

So just do it.

Masturbation is sex with one you love.

And Petey and Johnny Ray are nuffin.

Love,
Wings

 

[GracefullyYours]

Dear Grace,

You have set the bar for "bad hair day."

Loving Wings doesn't make you a lesbian. Yet.

You're hot enough to fantasize about yourself...

And I'll let your orgasm know you're coming.

Love,

Gracie

 

[Wings27]

Dear Wings,

Your subtle, diabolical plan to woo Grace to the dark, dark, sexy and soft side might be working.

Small steps.

Or maybe a moon bounce.

Boobs.

Wings

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Dear Johnny_Ray

Wings and Grace masturbate constantly

thinking about you. Be gentle when complementing

them on their hawtness. You still make my heart sing,

wild thing.

Love,
Johnny_Ray

 

[Farrah]

This entire thread is hilarious.

 

[GracefullyYours]

Dear Grace,

Johnny and Wings could both be persuaded
to get pelvic. What are you in the mood for?
Hot, heavy, deep-thrusting, pussy-quelling sex....
or Johnny? It's quite a decision. Better fap on it
tonight.

Bottoms up,

Gracie

 

[Wife of Bath]

Dear self,

We ought to have more frequent one-on-one communication.

I would have warned you about accidentally posting a hickey in the pout thread.

Better luck next time.

Love,

me.

 

[Wings27]

Dear Wings,

You need to teach Johnny
the difference between comple
and compli because I'm not sure
that he wants to be part of the set
or wants to say something nice.

You need to fap on this info,
especially pelvic-thrusting
with Grace.

Whew.

Wings

 

[firenzi]

http://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.com/media/macdonald-sir-john-a-7396.jpg

 

[Wings27]

Dear Wings,

You've lost your mind.
Lusting a meanie. And a hottie.
And later you'll dwell on it and
laugh at yourself.

It's so worth it.

Boobs.

Wings

 

[artemesia_g]

Dear Wings,

You've lost your mind.
Lusting a meanie. And a hottie.
And later you'll dwell on it and
laugh at yourself.

It's so worth it.

Boobs.

Wings

Whomever could you mean???

 

[Wings27]

Whomever could you mean???

There were several someones in there!

 

[GracefullyYours]

I love, love, love, love how we repo'd this thread

 

[ivantheterrible]

fuckin 'ell


with a heavy brit accent you can barely understand.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Dear Johnny_Ray,

Grace and Wings need to learn how

to share these things with me.

And WTF happened to that deserter

Petey? I could use some back-up

here bitch!

Sincerely mine,

JRW.

 

[GracefullyYours]

Dear Gracie,

You know that boy Johnny?
The one with the nice swing set?
It's not labeled "yes" or "no" but
I have a box I really want him to check.
Maybe he'll come hang out
on my playground. If not, maybe Wings
will let you play with her toy.

Blah,

Grace

 

[artemesia_g]

The one with the nice swing set?

Is that a euphemism??