YourSecretFriend13
Just a guy
- Joined
- Jan 10, 2018
- Posts
- 34
Hi, Don’t hang up I am not trying to sell you anything or fix your windows based computer remotely. I am from the USA, eastern time zone, a buckeye. I know buckeyes are worthless nuts, but don’t hold that against me. I am most comfortable in pair of well broken in cowboy boots, blue jeans, and a canvas shirt. My unruly Brown hair is cut short,my face is tanned slightly weathered. Years of working outdoors for my job and on my hobby farm have left their mark.
I am searching for a rare online friend. A flirty, fun woman between 40-60 Ideally she would be willing to overlook my occasionally frequent abuse of the English language. It is probably asking to much for her to prefer Coca Cola to Pepsi. Triple bonus points if she is a Crimson Tide fan. Oh If she has a submissive or kinky side that would be icing on the cake.
The woman I hope to connect with checks her phone or IPad looking forward to an PM from me. The way it makes her curl her toes, wiggle in her seat brightens her day. I would much rather spend cold winter evenings sharing sensual thoughts and ideas then watching another season of Kitchen Nightmares reruns.
I understand that every chat can’t be Stockings, Heels and Sex. Due to real life, work or mood. There will be evenings that our chat might revolve around how badly the Flyers are playing. Cooking advice, like how to remove burnt Tuna and Noodle from a Pyrex dish. I can be that friend that reminds you how smart, funny and sexy you are... Really what is the secret to getting burnt Tuna and Noodle off a Pyrex dish?
If you are still reading after that wall of text... I look forward to your PM.
I am searching for a rare online friend. A flirty, fun woman between 40-60 Ideally she would be willing to overlook my occasionally frequent abuse of the English language. It is probably asking to much for her to prefer Coca Cola to Pepsi. Triple bonus points if she is a Crimson Tide fan. Oh If she has a submissive or kinky side that would be icing on the cake.
The woman I hope to connect with checks her phone or IPad looking forward to an PM from me. The way it makes her curl her toes, wiggle in her seat brightens her day. I would much rather spend cold winter evenings sharing sensual thoughts and ideas then watching another season of Kitchen Nightmares reruns.
I understand that every chat can’t be Stockings, Heels and Sex. Due to real life, work or mood. There will be evenings that our chat might revolve around how badly the Flyers are playing. Cooking advice, like how to remove burnt Tuna and Noodle from a Pyrex dish. I can be that friend that reminds you how smart, funny and sexy you are... Really what is the secret to getting burnt Tuna and Noodle off a Pyrex dish?
If you are still reading after that wall of text... I look forward to your PM.
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