PEORIA, IL—While celebrating Mother’s Day today, local woman and mother of two Ellen Taylor, 38, was reportedly
served breakfast in bed by her children mere minutes after being voraciously eaten out by her husband. “Ooh, what a
treat!” said Taylor while receiving a tray of scrambled eggs, pancakes, and orange juice, sitting up on the same
damp sheets upon which she had moments earlier moaned in pleasure as her husband’s firm tongue rapidly contorted in and
around her slick vagina. “Strawberry pancakes! My favorite!” Upon finishing her Mother’s Day breakfast, Taylor reportedly
urged her children to go downstairs and “let Mommy sleep a little longer.” The Onion
