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CreamyLady

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I received this missive from a member identified only as verynastydad:


"Tell me more about your hot body. Your measurements. Are you shaved or trimmed. What turns you on, your fantasies. I want you to sit on your bed, do you have a mirror at the end of it, and lie back against the end up on some pillows. Look at yourself in the mirror, your looking at me, I'm watching you slide your hands along your body, stopping at your breasts, massaging them, tracing little circles around your nipples, teasing yourself, making them hard to your touch. Part your legs for me, slide your fingers down along your stomach towards your thighs. Caress the inside of your thighs, part your legs wider for my hands. Your hand is my hand, down to your sweet pussy, caress your puffy lips, part your lips with 2 fingers and rub your middle finger over your clit, your middle finger is my tongue. My tongue is flicking your hot clit, sucking it deep into my mouth. My fingers are probing your hot tight wet hole, rotating them side to side. Your soooooo wet baby, so wet for Peter. Peter is sucking your clit harder, in and out my tongue fucks your tight wet cunt, faster, watch me in the mirror as my tongue fucks your tight little hole. Cum for Peter baby, faster, rub your clit for me, harder, moan for me, call my name, moan for me to make you cum, thats it baby, cum on my hot tongue, let it flow baby, let me taste you, climax hard on Peters tongue, mmmmmmmmmmm, oh yesssssss.

Did you cum for Peter my sexy little thing. Did you cum hard for Peter. Email me back, be very discriptive, tell me how you pleasured yourself for me. Peter"

Anyone who really knows me well realizes that the chance of my responding to anything like this is as the proverbial snowball's in hell. So, let this be an example and warning: don't fill my email with this stuff, and I won't post and ridiculte your sexual and literary efforts.

Thank you.
 
Way to go CreamyLady!! I don't think he will be stupid enough to send another one..
 
Actually I think I would have laughed my ass off. And responded.....Hey do you have a small dick??
 
Oh my god CL i got the exact same fucking email!! Its the one I told ya about Xander!!
 
Naked Hunny, I had a feeling he would be using the scattershot approach. I believe he probably sent it to every woman on the board.

I also posted it here because I didn't want to respond and have him capture my email addy. I got his from my email program; very likely he could get mine.

I agree with your grade, Guru, and you are feeling much more generous than I am.

Oh, and Purple Haze -- give me the solid caveman approach. Every time! Especially on skis.

[Edited by CreamyLady on 12-19-2000 at 09:39 AM]
 
What I wanna know is why the hell this guy keeps referring to himself in the third person.
 
Patryn, I got the impression that the note was being dictated by his penis. My ex-husband called his penis "Peter."

I don't know why. His name is Dave.
 
Sometimes I'm glad most board readers think I'm a guy. I have never gotten email like that! :D
 
Luscious Lioness, I don't see it as harsh. I see it more as an effort to educate -- an effort made by others in the past, by the way.

Perhaps you, personally, don't take offense at this sort of thing, but I do. Rather than have some other new member decide to send messages of this sort to everyone indiscriminately, perhaps he or she will read this and realize it isn't always welcome.

Please read my post above about capturing my email address. I don't want it added to some list.
 
LOL count me in too I just checked my mail!!! The EXACT email!!! Was good for a laugh this afternoon.

and no Peter I didn't cum for you either!
 
CreamyLady said:
Oh, and Purple Haze -- give me the solid caveman approach. Every time! Especially on skis.

[Edited by CreamyLady on 12-19-2000 at 09:39 AM]

You called, my Love?
 
CL~

I completely empathize with you...I've had my share of the above type letter...frankly, if I don't know the person, it does nothing for me...although, I definitely would have responded with something...but it probably wouldn't have been very nice...LOL :)
 
Sadly, I've never had the above e-mailed to me. Nothing like it in fact! What, I'm not worthy?!



So. What if this guy's a voyeur and you've just given in to his perverse fantasies?
 
I think a "hi how are ya?" e-mail would be a good start. I was fortunate enough to not get that particular e-mail.
 
CreamyLady said:
Naked Hunny, I had a feeling he would be using the scattershot approach. I believe he probably sent it to every woman on the board.

Nope I'm not worthy either Never.

I would have laughed, showed Havoc, then deleted it.

Smooooooooooth operator that one (LMAO)
 
Re: I know she's not gay...

Ezzy said:
Note to self send an E mail and make naudiz's day / week / year?

From you, Ezzy? You'd better believe it. ;)
 
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