Could someone please explain how this happened?

[ABSTRUSE]

Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It


BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.



It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.


"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."


Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

 

[Guest]

God help me I am so cracking up. Good grief. I'm so glad I am not a man.

Perdita

 

[lewdandlicentious]

And of course, he hadn't been drinking!!!!

 

[Guest]

I'm surprised nobody's said it yet, but I will...

What a fucking twat!!!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Of course, a drunk Twat!

 

[matriarch]

God help me I am so cracking up. Good grief. I'm so glad I am not a man.

Perdita

Thank god....*gasping, wiping my eyes*......I was so afraid I was the only one in hysterics.

*wondering how he would fit into Abs driving thread......god help us.*

Mat

 

[Guest]

 

[damppanties]

Poor dog! I hope no one enlightens it on what it has eaten. What was it thinking?!

Oh yes. Poor man too.

 

[neonlyte]

Dogs will eat almost anything, especially in Romania where it's not easy to get to the supermarket every week to buy cans of Fido.

I wonder if he needs glasses?

 

[damppanties]

I wonder if he needs glasses?

He?

 

[Guest]

He?

Yes, the report said dog, not bitch.

If it had said bitch I think I would've laughed even harder!

 

[damppanties]

Yes, the report said dog, not bitch.

If it had said bitch I think I would've laughed even harder!

You're just crazy.

 

[Guest]

You're just crazy.

Almost, I'm a crazy twat.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Well now we all know the secret to Romanian chicken soup!

 

[damppanties]

Almost, I'm a crazy twat.

Ahhh yes. There's a difference.

 

[cloudy]

Well now we all know the secret to Romanian chicken soup!

ewwwww!

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Well now we all know the secret to Romanian chicken soup!

http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/cwm/cwm/puke.gif

 

[neonlyte]

I think you Gal's are missing the point.

This guy had a feathered willy.

 

[Guest]

I think you Gal's are missing the point.

This guy had a feathered willy.

Poor dog, I hope he didn't choke.

*having kinky thoughts*

 

[neonlyte]

Poor dog, I hope he didn't choke.

*having kinky thoughts*

I've got some glue.

You got any feathers?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Tomorrow it will show up in the yard anyway.

 

[Guest]

I've got some glue.

You got any feathers?

Now that you mention it, yep, right here, some yellow ones.

 

[Liar]

My goodness. It even hurts to read.

 

[Lisa Denton]

I hope the guy was drunk if he thought his penis was a chicken, even if drunk he still may have some mental problems. The dog who mistook the thingie for a doggie-bone can no longer be considered mans best friend.

But what about the freakin chicken, was the chicken alright?