could i borrow a breast please?

[unclej]

i was out late thursday night partyin' and i played a gig last night and got in late so i'm staying home tonight. i'm thinkin' in a little while i'll do the old "smoke and choke" and need a little masturbatory aid.

if one of you ladies could loan me a breast, either one, i promise i'll return it unharmed before the night is over.

i prefer small to medium but would certainly accept a large one. the ideal nipple would be from pencil eraser to little finger tip in size with light, small auriola. an innie would be a great bonus.

ok, i think that's about it. any volunteer?

 

[Wiggles]

.

 

[Guest]

Take your pick.

 

[Mrs Christophe]

wiggles, can we share him a little??

 

[bondagegurl]

i was out late thursday night partyin' and i played a gig last night and got in late so i'm staying home tonight. i'm thinkin' in a little while i'll do the old "smoke and choke" and need a little masturbatory aid.

if one of you ladies could loan me a breast, either one, i promise i'll return it unharmed before the night is over.

i prefer small to medium but would certainly accept a large one. the ideal nipple would be from pencil eraser to little finger tip in size with light, small auriola. an innie would be a great bonus.

ok, i think that's about it. any volunteer?

 

[kiwiwolf]

*sneaky hijack*

I just read your story "A Two Dog Night". I loved it man. I damned near pissed myself. Voted accordingly.

 

[J.B.]

don't know if these meet the requirements...


edited 'cause you said a breast.

 

[bondagegurl]

i was out late thursday night partyin' and i played a gig last night and got in late so i'm staying home tonight. i'm thinkin' in a little while i'll do the old "smoke and choke" and need a little masturbatory aid.

if one of you ladies could loan me a breast, either one, i promise i'll return it unharmed before the night is over.

i prefer small to medium but would certainly accept a large one. the ideal nipple would be from pencil eraser to little finger tip in size with light, small auriola. an innie would be a great bonus.

ok, i think that's about it. any volunteer?

sorry about the first post.. lol


perhaps this will help, yes, this is me... i have small breasts, and even though you can't tell, large nipples with normal sized auriola's... perhaps it will help... ~*big smiles*~

 

[unclej]

hey thanks kiwi. i've been meaning to write and tell you how much i enjoyed your chistmas story as well. hope things are good for you and i'm glad to see this av back.

guilty pleasure, if it's all right with you the right one would do very well indeed. i got up and walked around and it looked like it was following me around the room. i like that in a boob.

 

[Guest]

guilty pleasure, if it's all right with you the right one would do very well indeed. i got up and walked around and it looked like it was following me around the room. i like that in a boob.

It's quite a handful. Are you sure you can handle it?

 

[patford31769]

Sorry, sweetie. Normally I'm a very generous and giving person, but I simply can't spare one. I don't think I'd get many tips at the club, dancing up on stage with only ONE breast. As a single mom, I need all the tips I can get to support me and Angela (my 7-year-old daughter).

But next time you're in Hawaii, you're welcome to come into the club any time, and LOOK at my breasts whenever you want. If you're REAL good (or real naughty, whichever), I might even let you touch them up on stage. Generous tipping DEFINITELY encouraged!

 

[kiwiwolf]

don't know if these meet the requirements...


edited 'cause you said a breast.

Think bubbles. We have matching nipple rings.

Night all.


Uncle... your stories are great... when you going to write another?

 

[unclej]

well damn, you ladies are making this (ahem) a very hard decision. j.b. that is a great breast and i've acutally never played with one with a nipple ring. i guess you have to be kinda careful with them, huh?

bondagegurl, they're beautiful and actually one of my favorite sizes.

any other volunteers? this is going quite well actually.

 

[J.B.]

LMAO! kiwi

uncle I don't need to be any more carefull with them than the average pair of nipples. unless of course I go fishing topless

 

[unclej]

yes'm miss pleasure, i'm pretty certain. i don't mean to brag but i've had considerable experience with such things.

patford, i would dearly love to see you dance. i haven't been to your beautiful state in entirely too long. god, it's been nearly 15 years. how the hell did that happen? and your refusal is perfectly understandable.

kiwi, i'm working on two right now. one humorous and one serious. they should be up before too long.

 

[unclej]

thanks for the laugh j.b. and i ain't talkin' a little polite chuckle. that was funny. i'll bring the beer if you bring the bait.

 

[lilminx]

LMAO! kiwi

uncle I don't need to be any more carefull with them than the average pair of nipples. unless of course I go fishing topless

I've gotten my bracelet caught in my rings a few times- not very pleasant, belive me....

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'd help out, but too many pieces of shit are roaming the boards this time of night. They tend to copy this pics and post them on webpages without permission.

Sorry, darlin.

Loved the latest story, btw.

 

[unclej]

thanks k.m. that's a pretty sobering thought. i forget sometimes that the rules must be a little different for you ladies. and thank you for the compliment.

damn lilminx, i'm guessing that can't be any fun at all.

 

[J.B.]

I've gotten my bracelet caught in my rings a few times- not very pleasant, belive me....

The funny thing is that I don’t tend to wear jewelry. It’s just my rings and my earrings.

 

[tyme]

Here you go one of mine.

 

[Riles]

I see no reason not to lend a hand...or I guess in this instance it would be a breast.


<--------see, over there.

 

[JerseyBoy]

don't mind me

~sets up residence~

~enjoys the view~

 

[unclej]

hey jersey boy, there's a two dollar cover and a two drink minimum.

thank you riles and tyme. this is really getting difficult. how's a fellow to choose. do any of them have any special talents that i need to know about?

 

[LukkyKnight]

I've gotten my bracelet caught in my rings a few times- not very pleasant, belive me....

You wear bracelets fishing?