Could be that Aliens from 1 planet controlled Biden…

[Lance_Castro]

… and Aliens from a competing planet control Trump.

Need proof ?

“ The Post is not publishing that staffer’s name due to the lack of concrete evidence and refutations by other colleagues“

Hmmmm….no evidence AND denials.

Sounds fishy!

 

[schism666]

trudeau is controlled by planet soy tofu.

 

[Lance_Castro]

https://jillianinitaly.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/1-img_4919.jpgtrudeau is controlled by planet soy tofu.

Lol

 

[Rightguide]

… and Aliens from a competing planet control Trump.

Need proof ?

“ The Post is not publishing that staffer’s name due to the lack of concrete evidence and refutations by other colleagues“

Hmmmm….no evidence AND denials.

Sounds fishy!

At least they're honest, but that statement doesn't mean the person doesn't exist. Sounds like they don't want to be sued if they name the wrong person.

 

[Lance_Castro]

At least they're honest, but that statement doesn't mean the person doesn't exist. Sounds like they don't want to be sued if they name the wrong person.

“Giant Cobra in Biden’s Pants*!”

* (cobra may not actually exist, see biden’s penis for details)

But this doesnt mean it might not be true either. Not necessarily.

 

[Rightguide]

“Giant Cobra in Biden’s Pants*!”

* (cobra may not actually exist, see biden’s penis for details)

But this doesnt mean it might not be true either. Not necessarily.

That must be the longest cobra in history as one of those documents "signed in the city of Washington DC" happened while he was in the Canary Islands.

 

[Lance_Castro]

That must be the longest cobra in history as one of those documents "signed in the city of Washington DC" happened while he was in the Canary Islands.

one source inside the Biden admin says there might have been Atlantis Aliens transporting Joe underwater while sedated.

Trump perhaps knew about this from his Aliens, which is why he started calling him “ sleepy joe” . Maybe.

 

[Lance_Castro]

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[Saint_Ann]

I have to doubt the aliens' level of technology based on the results.

 

[Lance_Castro]

Alien Enemies Act of 1798

Fucking aliens have been here a long time.

 

[Oyster69]

Alien Enemies Act of 1798

Fucking aliens have been here a long time.

May I have 55 words with you?

They’re coming across from the Mexican border and flying in from Africa!
Someone should warn them not to sear their neck holes with pizza.

Do not despair. We will be rescued. Until then, we must adapt. When the hydrogen droplets have ceased, we will go forth and live undetected on Earth amongst the blunt skulls.

 

[Lance_Castro]

The thin lips are still a giveaway.

 

[Lance_Castro]

CNN Poll: Democratic Party’s favorability drops to a record low