Cottage Cheese

[April]

I take my Flintstones vitamin every morning. Seriously. Gotta have some fun, you know.

I so much want someone to take care of me. Just for a few days.

 

[binkley]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Cottage Cheese

A TV show. Some of them only get to eat PB&J for a week at a time.

PB&J's are cheap, and except for the jelly, require no refrigeration, so I can keep everything at work. I don't need to leave my office to eat.

 

[Guest]

Where were you an hour ago when my lazy ass was still in bed? You must come at once.

I wish.

 

[Dillinger]

Dilly, I had a banana and a cup of coffee today. Want to trade?

I had 1/2 a banana for breakfast, does that count?

No coffee for me because I can't drink it without milk and I'm not having any milk till the weekend either. Hence the unsweetened ice tea.

 

[Dillinger]

Yikes. I want to take you all home.
I must take care of each and every one of you!

Oh yes... please!

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Do you have sex on week days?

Or is that only for the weekends when you let loose and get crazy?

 

[Dillinger]

Hell - sex is GREAT excercise. I'll take it any day, any time...

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

I was trying to get you to tackle me with my smart mouth...my ploys aren’t working...

 

[Dillinger]

How about I tackle your smart mouth with...

OPEN WIDE!!!

 

[lilminx]

Yikes. I want to take you all home.
I must take care of each and every one of you!

Will you make me some food, then have me eat it off of you? Remember, I need help switching teams, hon.

 

[Guest]

Yes! And, I'll paint your toenails!

 

[April]

I might be inclined to think about switching teams. Or at least pinch hit for both.

Or is that field for both?
Catch for both?
Oh, I know. Shortstop for both.

 

[lilminx]

Yes! And, I'll paint your toenails!

Woohoo! wow, Raindancer, it looks like you're going to take care of me in more ways than one.

 

[DevilBoy79]

mix cottage cheese with some fresh cut fruit, now thats lunch used to eat that almost every day for lunch after working out before, my ass got lazy and stopped

 

[grrrly]

cottage cheese...i thought you'd seen my legs av for a second there dilly

 

[Guest]

Leading off the inning-April.
Next at bat-lilminx.

Come on ladies, this team needs some homeruns.

Gimme an O, gimme a R, gimme a G....uh, too much caffeine, sorry lovelies.

 

[seXieleXie]

can i be the designated hitter?

 

[cybergirly]

Leading off the inning-April.
Next at bat-lilminx.

Come on ladies, this team needs some homeruns.

Gimme an O, gimme a R, gimme a G....uh, too much caffeine, sorry lovelies.

I always wanted to be a cheerleader.

 

[Guest]

Oh yes, Miss Sexy Lexie!


Lovely pom poms, cybergirly.

 

[ksmybuttons]

When I think of cottage cheese I think of the fat on the back of thighs or smegma. Both of those are enough to make a person miss lunch...