Corporate Training

Bramblethorn

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I saw this truly terrible idea for a corporate team-building event. I'm already working on a story inspired by this, but maybe somebody else will get an idea out of it too?

https://www.teamtactics.co.uk/blog/2018/08/13/cuddle-a-co-worker-team-building-fancy-it/

Like many of our sessions, the event lasts an entire working day and involves co-workers cuddling in a ‘relaxation tent’ designed to reduce stress and encourage team bonding. Our cuddling sessions can accommodate from four people up to groups of 20 at a time.

The idea for the event comes after we stumbled upon some science showing that cuddling, and particularly skin on skin contact, promotes Oxytocin and Serotonin release. Oxytocin has physical and psychological effects on the brain, including influencing social behaviour and emotion, whilst Serotonin is the hormone which allows humans to feel happiness – so they’re both vital when it comes to emotional bonding.

We’ve based each ‘relaxation tent’ on Moroccan and Indian relaxation practices, and there will be incense and oil lamp lighting, as well as large bean bags and relaxation beds for everyone in the group. During the day co-workers will be required to cuddle each other in a variety of different positions and will need to switch partners every two hours – so that you have a chance to bond with everyone.

At the beginning of the day there will be a group admission session, where co-workers will talk about the negative traits of their colleagues and address any issues within work they’d like to discuss. This is to clear the air and allow you to feel more at ease with each other going into the day. During the last hour of the day, there will also be a group cuddling session, as well as a conflict resolution cuddle session.
 
Does anyone think this could actually fly? (the team building real life thing, that is). Back when I was working, the number of co-workers that I wouldn't quit rather than have to cuddle with approached zero. In most corporate work environments, I would think a more realistic program would be "co-worker non-strangling team building".
 
Does anyone think this could actually fly? (the team building real life thing, that is). Back when I was working, the number of co-workers that I wouldn't quit rather than have to cuddle with approached zero. In most corporate work environments, I would think a more realistic program would be "co-worker non-strangling team building".

With you there. It's a lawsuit waiting to happen.
 
Corporate training is just another make-work activity now that no one actually makes anything but we all have to be kept busy. And the best part is how the really important people in society like cleaners and cooks and childcarers get paid peanuts, but corporate trainers and hedge fund managers and stylists get mega bucks. Avoid all corporate training, team building, strategic planning exercises as much as you can. I always come out of those sessions despairing at how dumb we are.

However, as an erotic plot, office bonding/training etc is a great way to put a bunch of guys and gals in a room for the day, or on a hike and have the training descend into a gangbang.
 
Corporate training is just another make-work activity now that no one actually makes anything but we all have to be kept busy. And the best part is how the really important people in society like cleaners and cooks and childcarers get paid peanuts, but corporate trainers and hedge fund managers and stylists get mega bucks. Avoid all corporate training, team building, strategic planning exercises as much as you can. I always come out of those sessions despairing at how dumb we are.

However, as an erotic plot, office bonding/training etc is a great way to put a bunch of guys and gals in a room for the day, or on a hike and have the training descend into a gangbang.

Speaking from experience, I can have orgasms from hugging. Now so far, only one person has been able to do it to me. He has a very specific technique. I sometimes think he is having them too because we'll both be leaning into each other and moaning.

As for the Corporate training, what I joke. BTDT. Some of it borders on or goes fully into comedy.
 
Orgasms from hugging? Lucky you. Hugging my dick maybe. As someone who has fucked work colleagues on occasions I can see the attraction but it didn't happen in training. In the stock room more like. Or the stairs. Or on a field trip. Or after the boozy farewell party. There are some plot opportunities.
 
Orgasms from hugging? Lucky you. Hugging my dick maybe. As someone who has fucked work colleagues on occasions I can see the attraction but it didn't happen in training. In the stock room more like. Or the stairs. Or on a field trip. Or after the boozy farewell party. There are some plot opportunities.

Yes. They're called Hugasms. Really wonderful things!
 
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