Corny Joke Thread, post em here....

[Mistress]

Got this one from a co-worker LOL, so corny you have to laugh:

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmoble?














Robin! Get in the Batmoble!


Baaadaaaam cha!

I like to have laughed my ass off at that one, seriously. Ahh, you should have seen the customer's faces heheheh.

Ok ok, I"m bored, but come on, you know there are shit loads of corny jokes out there, lets here them

 

[roosterboy]

Why do they call him Mike?

Because that's his name.


LOL!!!! GAWD, that one kills me. *falling to the ground in tears*

 

[willywanker]

What is the last thing to go thru a bugs brain before it splatters on the windshield?








His ass.

 

[Mistress]

Laughs

 

[roosterboy]

What is the last thing to go thru a bugs brain before it splatters on the windshield?


His ass.

Laughs, then stops, then starts laughing again!

 

[Mistress]

Stolen from the Laffy Taffy package


Why did the Monster eat the Tight Rope Walker?













He wanted a well balenced meal.

 

[Demian]

How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

If you don't know...




















It's becauze you weren't there, man....

 

[Mistress]

Re: How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

If you don't know...



It's becauze you weren't there, man....

Ooooo now thats a bad one LOL!

 

[Friendly Dragon]

What's green and lets you do things?














Permit the frog

 

[willywanker]

Permit, the frog????







Delayed chuckle, turning into full belly laugh,

I like that one.

 

[Mistress]

What's green and lets you do things?


Permit the frog

OMFG! laughing to hard to type

Gods I love you, you silly Dragon! Always good to have a best friend who's witty and charming, not to mention has a great tail

Hehehe give Simply my love ok?

 

[Demian]

Thinking of bad ones s'more...

Here'z a new knock-knock joke...you start it, okay?

 

[Friendly Dragon]

OMFG! laughing to hard to type

Gods I love you, you silly Dragon! Always good to have a best friend who's witty and charming, not to mention has a great tail

Hehehe give Simply my love ok?

Yep, I sure will

Okay, here's another for ya...



A guy goes into the doctors', clutching his face, with blood pouring from his nose. The doctor says, "What happened to you!?"

The guy replies, "You won't believe it, Doc! My doorbell rings this morning, so I open the door and there's this six foot tall cockroach standing there!! Doesn't say a word, just punches me straight in the nose!!"





"Ahhhhh," says the doctor, "I'd heard there was a nasty bug going 'round!"

 

[Mistress]

Giggles Hehehe, your so cute!

 

[april-wine]

why does barbie wear a steel bra????










cause GI joe has kung-fu grip

 

[april-wine]

a nun walks by to alter boys outside with their penis's in the snow....she walks over and asks them what are you boy doing???







they answer it's ok sister, father just wants a couple cold ones after the mass......





sheesh i know its sick but damn i laugh everytime lol

 

[Simply Me]

A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular procedure involved splicing a baby elephant's trunk onto the man's penis.

Overjoyed, the man went out with his best girl to a very fancy restaurant. After cocktails, the man's penis crept out of his pants, felt around the table, grabbed a hard roll and quickly disappeared under the tablecloth. The girl was startled and exclaimed, "What was that?".

Suddenly the penis came back, took another hard roll and just as quickly disappeared. The girl was silent for a moment, then finally said, "I don't believe I saw what I think I just saw... can you do that again?"

With a bit of an uncomfortable smile the man replied, "Honey, I'd like to, but I don't think my ass can take another hard roll!"

Hiya Mistress and Jen..

And Dragon..those were so badddd..but funny.. muaaaaaaah

 

[Boxstar]

This is my favorite joke of all time.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender looks up from his glasses, and says, "Hey buddy, why the long face?"

God I love that one.



Here's another:

Why did the monke fall out of the tree?


Because it was dead.

 

[april-wine]

looking around jen.....hmmmmmm simply its me

 

[Simply Me]

looking around jen.....hmmmmmm simply its me

OOPS!! Hiya April, just so use to seeing you two together, sorry.. Will a lick help? Hugss to you

 

[beckbabe]

Two cucumbers are walking down the street. The first cucumber gets hit by a car, the second one runs over to the ambulance, he says, "Doc, is he going to be OK?" The doctor replied..."he'll live, but I'm afraid he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life."

 

[Shylady]

you asked for it lol

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?



Where's my tractor?

**************


What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a spider?


A hare net.

***********

Two men walked into a bar.... the third one ducked.

*************

What did the snail say as he got to ride on the back of the turtle?


Whhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

**************

What do you call a whole line of rabbits that take a step backwards?



A receding hare line!

 

[Demian]

Oops, wrong thread...

But I'm listening to Madonna I'm Not Your Mother...Justify My Love...

 

[Mistress]

Good ones guys Tomorrow at work I'm gonna buy some Laffy Taffy so I can get some more jokes!

 

[Friendly Dragon]

OMG Shy, some of those were baaaaad!