Corn in the poo/Asparagus in the pee

[1fromawoodpile]

Do you experience either phenomenon?

 

[Soulen]

no. never. my bowels and bladder are pristine and only pump out perfect vegetable free product. my turds come out shaped like carved statues of old gods. there is no room for corn.

have you always been such a huge dildo?

 

[mercury14]

I don't process beets very well. I'll pee pink if I have too many. It sent me to the doctor one time thinking I had a kidney stone.

 

[1fromawoodpile]

have you always been such a huge dildo?

Yes. The one your partner prefers in his or her shredded ass.

 

[fair_warning]

Stinky asparagus wee wee is like, cosmic payback for asparagus being so fucking de-lish-us.