CopyCarver

[Guest]

 

[CopyCarver]

You've got a messy and over-full message box, dear.

*hands him a broom and dustpan*

Lil,
Cleaning, cleaning...
The Sioux had the right idea: when the house started getting too messy, just move and pitch camp a couple miles away. So much for progress!

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[CopyCarver]

oops

*hands CC the broom and dustpan again*

Cleanup time, dear.

Broom and dustpan failed--but C4 and forklift got the job done. In the immortal words of the Beatles, "Where do they all come from?"

 

[Guest]

 

[CopyCarver]

Me?

114 messages in four days--and I only recognize four sender names. I think I smell Christmas Spam in there somewhere.

 

[Guest]

 

[CopyCarver]

Are you ignoring PMs or just not receiving them?

Would I ignore you? I just checked again and there are no new ones for the last couple days. I'm not full this time, so there must be a glitch.

 

[CopyCarver]

Update

It appears I'm neither receiving nor passing--very much like ND's football team. It may be the result of running Windows and RedHat simultaneously, which is posing more problems than it's worth. E-mail is working fine, however.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[CopyCarver]

*hands over the broom and dustpan again*

And check the corners this time.

Broom and dustpan were inadequate, but jackhammer is working. (I'm scared of the corners--there's stuff growing there)

 

[MzDeviancy]

Hello, oh elusive one

Feel like looking some shit over for me?

 

[CopyCarver]

Feel like looking some shit over for me?

Sure. I might be a bit slower than usual since both job and hobby are heavy at the moment, but if you can live with a couple days' delay...

 

[Guest]

 

[CopyCarver]

I think you need a backhoe this time, darlin'.

Hmmmmm, only 19 PMs in there. Could be some kind of technical glitch, but I think it's a conspiracy! The religious right, guys named Elmer, and okra-eaters are conspiring to silence me!

 

[Guest]

 

[CopyCarver]

Now you're getting nagged in two forums!

CopyCarver

Nag away--imitating my ex will get you nowhere

Seriously, I apologize for "ignoring" you and also to the authors whose stories backed up while I was in the hospital, having my bank account surgically removed. (That groan you heard was the aforementioned ex mourning my refusal to check out.)