NOIRTRASH
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BALTIMORE COPS KILLED A PANDA DELIVERING A COMPUTER FLASH DRIVE TO A BALTIMORE TV STATION. PANDAS ARE ENDANGERED SPECIES. THE DECEASED PANDA WAS AN MD. BEFORE HE DIED HE TOLD THE TV PEOPLE HE HAD RECORDS ON THE FLASH DRIVE HE WANTED THE WORLD TO SEE, The dead panda had recently made the transition from human to Panda. He said he always felt like a panda.