Cool, fictional Rock Band names -

[Sparky Kronkite]

I've been thinking them up for years. Most of'em just hit me more or less accidentally.

My personal favorite is Big Fucking Jesus (that would be my band's name if I ever formed on. Oh well, maybe after the kids and in retirement - I'll get to that.

Other's from me?

The Stumbling Blocks
Hornets Attack Victor Mature's Face
Spand-X

Shit like that - so many I can't remember'em all. But I eventually will and - add'em to this list.....

What list?

Your list of coure, our list.

Make up a band name and list it here. And, if ever any band steels it - we will all know who/where it came from. (Maybe we can even litigate and split the money.)

This should be fun.

 

[Ambrosious]

I'm in...

No, that's the name of the band, "I'm In".

"Me Too," another good one.

"The Juggling Clowns"

"The SpitFires"

"Mamma Juggs" (southern rock)

"Spark-o-meter" I know it's taken, but it always sounded like a band name to me.

 

[Purple Haze]

How about:

Toe Jam
Icky Beavers
Nature Boy
Throbbing Membranes
Nicotine Jacket

I've got more...

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

How about?

The Dew Dads?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Or?

The Samoan Slush Monkey's

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Or?

D. Ankle Barry and The Wild Hare's?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Or?

Kruse Effects?

 

[SimplySouthern]

The Raging Hormones?

Sleazy-B and his backup bitches?

 

[Merelan]

Holy, Ever since Simply Southern first started posting I thought the name would be perfect for a bluesy rock band. The type that plays in smoked filled bars and serve coffee and whisky, the home grown kind.

 

[naudiz]

For awhile, some friends of mine were toying with forming a band called Safety Orange Cat, prompted by the unfortunate song I composed entitled "God Wasn't Kind to Street-Colored Kitties". Well, I thought it had a catchy beat, anyway.

When I told da boy I was naming our azalea Sparky Kronkite, he said "Hey, that would be a great band name."

Teflon Finger of Fate
The Giddy Schoolgirls
No Really, Shut Up
Inflatible Alien
Chud

I can't remember any of the good ones. Drat.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Holy, Ever since Simply Southern first started posting I thought the name would be perfect for a bluesy rock band. The type that plays in smoked filled bars and serve coffee and whisky, the home grown kind.

Thank you. I will take that as a compliment. Should I ever decide to start a band it will be all of the above and more!

 

[Merelan]

Well let us know! We could all meet and help support you. It would have nothing to do with the coffee, whiskey and sexy lead...

 

[SimplySouthern]

Let it be noted that all my songs would be about sex. Pure sex. How I like it..what I like about it. What you like about it. Song ideas anyone? Titles? Lyrics?

 

[Merelan]

SimplySouthern and the Sexettes... playing one night only at the Ambrosious Palace.
Tickets on sale now.

They will be performing their famous "Yes I like sex, want to make something of it?"
and their new hit "Bend me over the speaker"

Opening will be Nitelight and his HiFives with their new bassist Bonnie wee Love.

 

[Merelan]

A $1 discount given to those who show their Literotica Member Card at the door. Or for those who flash the bouncer.

 

[Ambrosious]

The Ambrosious Palace

That just sings!

 

[Nobody Special]

How about
"Albino Rhino"
"Free Beer"
"Nude Women Tonight Only"
"Avalanch"
"Big Breasts"
"Topless Barmaids"
"Wet Pussy Here"
"Here Kitty Kitty"
"My Dixie Wrecked"

and I will think of some more too Sparky..

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P.S. I have thought of many of these as names for my band as soon as I get another one formed.. and I do like the "SimplySouthern" too But I would not use it with out permision besides I think there is already a band named that tho....

 

[Nobody Special]

BTW the suggestions that I made would also be good song titles too

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[Bushido71XS]

Hmmm....

Gimme Head and the BJ's ?

I swallow ?

Angst Anonymous?

Pet the kitty?

Catnip?

Sarcasm?

Laurel and the Posters?

Deborah and The Ho's?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

These take instrumentation in mind.....

The Screaming Zither's
Silent Squelch
Monster Tuba or The Tuba Monster's
Joe Boe Reed and The Windom Wood Blow Hards

And the Rockin' drug reference -

Pot Luck

And band of fat dude's or dudette's -

Fat Chance

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

A cultist bent.......

The CoolAid Taster's

The Flyin' Nike Comet Singer's

Gunga Din and The Tur-band Snake Charmers

 

[Expertise]

Aural Sects

Pinochio's Nose

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Hah!

Pinochio and the Howlin' Wood Pecker's

 

[ericred50]

Well here goes love or leave them

LICKING REDS.
LIKELY SNAPPERS.
THE WHAT.
TOMORROWS PEOPLE
SIMPLY NICE
WHORES
THE RHYTHM STICKS
SEDUCER AND HER EROTIC REVELLERS
THE SEXUAL EXPERIENCE
ORAL DELIGHTS

Please send any copyright cheques to my e mail address so that the tax man does not find out.

x x x

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Whip Sit Out

Fronted by Big Bill, the politics guy!