Cooking with sperm

[SweetWitch]

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based RecipesNatural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes (book)
Print: $24.95

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

 

[kinkysam742]

The question is how to get the sperm? haha *Must jack off before cooking* ?

 

[g00dbye_blue_sky]

haha i always wondered how it would substitute for eggs... lol

 

[popcorn2721]

yeah, I think Ill have to pass on that one...

 

[EmeraldKitten]

I.. I'm just.. erhm, !

"Dammit! I said a cup, not a half a cup! Go do it again!"
"My arm is tired."
"I don't care. I want it fresh, and I want it now. GO!"


Muahaha. lol.


As a side note- no thank you. I'll not be having spermies for dinner tomorrow night, thank ya muchly!

 

[SweetWitch]

Here's a link that's easier to access. Snerk.

 

[SweetWitch]

And this link gives a sample recipe.

 

[EmeraldKitten]

And this link gives a sample recipe.

I liked the 'put your money-shot where your mouth is' part, LOL.


But still... no.

What about pregnancy?????

 

[kinkysam742]

I liked the 'put your money-shot where your mouth is' part, LOL.


But still... no.

What about pregnancy?????

That would suck if something like your desert got you pregnant.....THEN AGAIN, depending on what desert is.... ;] Emerald I think you should check your PM's =]

 

[Stella_Omega]

Soylent green...

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Or Solyent White and Foamy as the case may be . . .

 

[SweetWitch]

I liked the 'put your money-shot where your mouth is' part, LOL.


But still... no.

What about pregnancy?????

Um, Em? What do you think they do with the drink/dish?

 

[Carnevil9]

You could probably use it in Jerk Chicken.

 

[EmeraldKitten]

Um, Em? What do you think they do with the drink/dish?

I was being a smart ass, since some of the comments were talking about HIV and all that.

Wouldn't that be a headline?
"Man knocked up by dessert, Chef denies being the father."

 

[SweetWitch]

I was being a smart ass, since some of the comments were talking about HIV and all that.

Wouldn't that be a headline?
"Man knocked up by dessert, Chef denies being the father."

Snerk.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I'm gagging.

 

[silvastormcloud]

Hmmm i see the comedy value but i don't like the taste of fresh semen. Unless the cooking process enhances the flavour i might skip this book in favour of Jamie Oliver

 

[Stella_Omega]

Or Solyent White and Foamy as the case may be . . .

You win!

The technical side of me was amused by the comment "It doesn't cook like mayonnaise, more like egg whites."

Well duh, it's all protein.

 

[NoJo]

You win!

The technical side of me was amused by the comment "It doesn't cook like mayonnaise, more like egg whites."

Well duh, it's all protein.

Well any man can tell you what happens to sperm when it lands in hot bathwater

 

[Ellafun]

I'm thinking that some awesome new Holiday recipes may be in order here...won't my in-laws be surprised???

 

[mynameisben]

Hostess has been putting semen in their dessert cakes and other treats for years. Personally, I have always enjoyed sucking the cream out of Ding Dongs.

 

[Bebeslut]

"Hey, this isn't white sauce!"
"That's not really pink salmon, either."