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Not really, but Aeroil is gonna teach us about pee-pees...
or was that Epee. :confused:
Well he is gonna teach us how to stick people with pointy things :)
 
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haha, apparently?

Right now I need to go fight some robots, be right back for fencing lessons later
 
Where's the cookies???

Oh man...

And you thought _I_ was scarey... Just wait till gracie finds out!!!! *LOL*
 
What, no cookies? :mad:

And I don't want to know how to stick people with pointy things! I don't have any pointy things to stick people with!

I

WANT

COOKIES!

:mad: Hand them over and no one gets hurt.
 
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Lesson 1: Stance

The Stance for Foil is achieved by standing one foot forward, one back. The foot under your dominant arm should face forwards, and your other foot should be back about 30 centimeters, and face 90 degrees away from you. Knees bent a little bit, of course.
Your dominant arm will be bent, and hold the Foil outward. Fully extending your arm is not advised, as it will not only wear it out, but it will be easy for an opponent to parry you and take away your right of way.
 
All the more reason to learn fencing, defending oneself from errant Gracie's
 
Aeroil said:
All the more reason to learn fencing, defending oneself from errant Gracie's

*grabs 'foil' from Aeroil*

I WANT SOME FUCKING COOKIES! :mad:

:p
 
Learning to fence takes too long for all of you.
*gets beside Gracie to fight for the cookies*
 
*does some swordplay and cuts gracie and chris' bras at the center*
Pay attention!
Gracie, you can have Drewa, she's broken anyway, I got Semieso here with me, he's got a pistol grip, very hard to steal from a pistol grip.
 
Aeroil said:
*does some swordplay and cuts gracie and chris' bras at the center*
Pay attention!
Gracie, you can have Drewa, she's broken anyway, I got Semieso here with me, he's got a pistol grip, very hard to steal from a pistol grip.
Hey, careful, that's some sensitive tissue there and too early for a bra. I don't want any scars there, who knows what I'll need it for.
 
Aeroil said:
*does some swordplay and cuts gracie and chris' bras at the center*
Pay attention!
Gracie, you can have Drewa, she's broken anyway, I got Semieso here with me, he's got a pistol grip, very hard to steal from a pistol grip.

Is a drewa a cookie? I dont mind if they're broken, they're just as good. And who said I was gonna steal your semi? I'll sit on your skinny butt and TAKE IT FROM YOU. :devil:
 
Drewa is my old foil, she broke, Semieso is my current foil.
Drewa is still sitting in the back of my closet, sans about a foot of her blade.
And you can't sit on me when you can't catch me!
 
graceanne said:
Is a drewa a cookie? I dont mind if they're broken, they're just as good. And who said I was gonna steal your semi? I'll sit on your skinny butt and TAKE IT FROM YOU. :devil:
now now gracie would i start a thread about pee-pees...ermmm epee if i didnt have cookies for you?
 
Aeroil said:
Lesson 1: Stance

The Stance for Foil is achieved by standing one foot forward, one back. The foot under your dominant arm should face forwards, and your other foot should be back about 30 centimeters, and face 90 degrees away from you. Knees bent a little bit, of course.
Your dominant arm will be bent, and hold the Foil outward. Fully extending your arm is not advised, as it will not only wear it out, but it will be easy for an opponent to parry you and take away your right of way.
OK I can stand like that but doing it empty handed is not very fun. Where are the pointy things?
 
I had wonderful cookies last night just before gong to bed, I took my time finishing that last big cookie savoring every bit of it. Got so many cookie crumbs all over my chest. Yum Yum I love cookies.

:cool:
 
Kajira Callista said:
OK I can stand like that but doing it empty handed is not very fun. Where are the pointy things?

you can use my pointy thingy anytime you want.... :rolleyes:
 
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