Cookie's Couch...

[cookiejar]

Now open...

Cookie's Couch...

Cut rate psychiatric services...come in and lay on my couch and tell me your troubles. Tell me those deep, dark secrets you have locked away...those desires...those thoughts deep in the recesses of your mind. I will attempt to analyze you, pick your brain and send you on your way...a happier, fulfilled person.

Hey this shrink comes cheap!! You know what a real one costs? I'm free...


I'll be out stocking up on legal pads and kleenex and donning the appropriate shrink attire...tight blouse, short skirt, high heels, glasses and hair in a bun...

See you this afternoon!!

 

[Native Alien]

Uh Oh...This could be trouble...

How ya doing Cookie? Good luck, this could get real interesting, can I transcribe the notes for ya? I really do know how to spell all those big medical words.

 

[rosylady]

Plops on the couch....Okay seeeee it all started when I found this site....

 

[Lordknightspoetry]

i am confused and not sure anymore

 

[STUDDOG]

Hey Sweetcheeks......

You already been in my mind sweetheart and know there's nothing there to analyze (real blank look!)......

If I have an apiphany this afternoon and brain cells actually start creating electrical impulses...I come and scare the hell out of you with whats there....Miss Cookie...master of the brain

Cheap my ass....your high maintance girlfriend...


Big kiss and hug beautiful.....smile and get on that couch..no wait...that suppose to be the patient.....

STUDDOG

 

[Native Alien]

Okay Miss Cookie, you have patients waiting.

 

[omahaman2]

I need help
at least thats
what all LIT says

 

[PepperTed]

Ohhh Doc....

I am so glad that you are here...

You see I am siting down to a nice fresh fish
and well all I can think about is cookie and cream pie....

 

[Lordknightspoetry]

i feellike sometimes shutting the world out of my life and just writing and not talking to anyone i may be alone but thought you might have advice no not what else to do

 

[cookiejar]

Uh Oh...This could be trouble...

How ya doing Cookie? Good luck, this could get real interesting, can I transcribe the notes for ya? I really do know how to spell all those big medical words.

Okay...the doctor is in....

So NA...I could use you, can you keep your mouth shut? After all I took an oath... ....good cause I ain't too smart. You write ...I listen...

 

[cookiejar]

Plops on the couch....Okay seeeee it all started when I found this site....

Oh boy! My first floozy of the day! Lay down flooz...err I mean Rosy and tell Dr. Cookie all about it.

 

[cookiejar]

i am confused and not sure anymore

LKP...poor disturbed man, and you are coming to me? Take two aspirin and call me in the morning...

 

[cookiejar]

Hey Sweetcheeks......

You already been in my mind sweetheart and know there's nothing there to analyze (real blank look!)......

If I have an apiphany this afternoon and brain cells actually start creating electrical impulses...I come and scare the hell out of you with whats there....Miss Cookie...master of the brain

Cheap my ass....your high maintance girlfriend...


Big kiss and hug beautiful.....smile and get on that couch..no wait...that suppose to be the patient.....

STUDDOG

Now this a textbook case...too much tail and not enough wag!

Hey, no trying to seduce the doc! You still get charged...Oh wait! I'm free!! Never mind!

Btw...no analyzing the Doctor!! Woof!!

 

[cookiejar]

I need help
at least thats
what all LIT says

Lay down Oman...I will pick your brain. Now tell me...did it all start at a young age? *concerned look*

 

[cookiejar]

Ohhh Doc....

I am so glad that you are here...

You see I am siting down to a nice fresh fish
and well all I can think about is cookie and cream pie....

This is classic...you know? The old "grass is greener" syndrome. Eat your fish and be happy with it. Dessert comes later....

 

[cookiejar]

i feellike sometimes shutting the world out of my life and just writing and not talking to anyone i may be alone but thought you might have advice no not what else to do

Awwww LKP...the aspirin didn't work? I will give you the shrink's standard fixer-upper....*tossing him a bottle of Prozac*

 

[STUDDOG]

Now this a textbook case...too much tail and not enough wag!

Hey, no trying to seduce the doc! You still get charged...Oh wait! I'm free!! Never mind!

Btw...no analyzing the Doctor!! Woof!!

"to much tail and not enough wag"

Cookie.....I am destroyed girl....total shut down of my wagger!!!....you broke the damn thing!!!...with your an psychiatric words .....NOPE!!!! just kidding sweetcakes ......but this question is serious girlfriend....why Have I got to much tail??

I see me now in a bad dream....looking like a damn french poodle with a ball on the end of it ......hummmmm....(thinking)....you know Cookie.....you could be right about that....

 

[Native Alien]

Be careful with that stuff Dr. Cookie, it can affect libidos.

 

[Lordknightspoetry]

Be careful with that stuff Dr. Cookie, it can affect libidos.

hey baby whats your sign( wait you mean i dont have a libido anymore i didnt know)

 

[PepperTed]

This is classic...you know? The old "grass is greener" syndrome. Eat your fish and be happy with it. Dessert comes later....

Why thank you for seeing me Doctor Cookie.

Yes, I will now supp upon my fish....

then, as you advise, I will get down to my dessert of Cookie and Cream Pie a little later...

until then....

I hope that you have a successful day on your couch.......

 

[cookiejar]

"to much tail and not enough wag"

Cookie.....I am destroyed girl....total shut down of my wagger!!!....you broke the damn thing!!!...with your an psychiatric words .....NOPE!!!! just kidding sweetcakes ......but this question is serious girlfriend....why Have I got to much tail??

I see me now in a bad dream....looking like a damn french poodle with a ball on the end of it ......hummmmm....(thinking)....you know Cookie.....you could be right about that....

I may clip your tail!! The doc owns a poodle...

Now where did I put those scissors?

 

[cookiejar]

Be careful with that stuff Dr. Cookie, it can affect libidos.

Hon a mack truck couldn't destroy these guys libidos...

They will have hard ons in their caskets....

 

[Lordknightspoetry]

Hon a mack truck couldn't destroy these guys libidos...

They will have hard ons in their caskets....

hey i think not i hope when i die someone wants to keep mine as a suvinior lol

 

[cookiejar]

hey baby whats your sign( wait you mean i dont have a libido anymore i didnt know)

NA...your first assignment...find LKP's libido

 

[redrider4u]

Okay...the doctor is in....

So NA...I could use you, can you keep your mouth shut? After all I took an oath... ....good cause I ain't too smart. You write ...I listen...

"It all began when, (taking a deep breath), when, um she cancelled a rendezvous with me to go vibrator shopping with her sister. I mean, dammit, I could have colored myself green!""

Flinging myself onto the couch, curled up in a fetal position, facing the wall.