Cookie Monsters?

[Guest]

Cookie dlelivery gone wrong.

I think the woman needs another batch of cookies delivered. This time made with cyanide instead of baking powder.

 

[Guest]

Cookie dlelivery gone wrong.

I think the woman needs another batch of cookies delivered. This time made with cyanide instead of baking powder.

"The victory wasn't sweet"

Still, I'm the one telling the truth.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I just saw this and was gonna post it but you beat me to it.

The only thing that comes to mind is "No good deed goes unpunished." But really this is just so pathetic it defies words.

To bad the woman didn't really have a heart attack and croak, I doubt many people would miss her.

 

[Liar]

Huh. Now, there's someone in bad need of therapy.

Yeah, the girls learned a lesson: "Never do anything, ever. Someone might take it the wrong way and sue you."

Over here, any court would have laughed their ass off at a lawsuit like that.

#L

 

[R. Richard]

No good deed goes unpunished.

 

[Guest]

And the winner is . . .

 

[Guest]

I couldn't believe it when I saw this in the news. Friggin' insanity! It really angered me for the girls. The woman must be really money hungry. Pathetic!

 

[Vincent E]

Mmmmmmm, cookies.

Remember, the most important thing about making cookies is to cream the butter and sugar well before adding any of the other ingredients. If you use a KitchenAid stand mixer you will get the best results.

Also, try this little trick to get your cookies to come out looking better. Place your cookies dough on the cookie sheet and then place it in the refridgerator for ten minutes to firm up before baking. Never put cookie dough on a hot cookie sheet; always let them cool before making the next batch. Also, using some parchemant paper to drop the dough onto will reduce burning on the bottom.

 

[Guest]

Mmmmmmm, cookies.

Remember, the most important thing about making cookies is to cream the butter and sugar well before adding any of the other ingredients. If you use a KitchenAid stand mixer you will get the best results.

Also, try this little trick to get your cookies to come out looking better. Place your cookies dough on the cookie sheet and then place it in the refridgerator for ten minutes to firm up before baking. Never put cookie dough on a hot cookie sheet; always let them cool before making the next batch. Also, using some parchemant paper to drop the dough onto will reduce burning on the bottom.

Riiiiiiiiggghhht. And how's that labotomy workin' out for ya?

 

[Guest]

Mmmmmmm, cookies.

Remember, the most important thing about making cookies is to cream the butter and sugar well before adding any of the other ingredients. If you use a KitchenAid stand mixer you will get the best results.

Also, try this little trick to get your cookies to come out looking better. Place your cookies dough on the cookie sheet and then place it in the refridgerator for ten minutes to firm up before baking. Never put cookie dough on a hot cookie sheet; always let them cool before making the next batch. Also, using some parchemant paper to drop the dough onto will reduce burning on the bottom.

Thanks for the info. I'm going to make some cookies now, and go knock on some doors. It's getting late spooky...hehe

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

And people constantly ask me, "Satan, Satan, why is there so much evil in the world? Why is it always more attractive than good?"

Okay, albeit it is phrased more as a general blaming and a rebuking to return to someplace called "Nether Regions of the Darkest Pit", but I'm a bit knackered from my last rutting with the succubi so I'm typing this instead.

I'd say this is a good example of why. The good are punished for their crimes, beaten, bruised, battered, left wanting. The evil get big cash settlements, jobs looting multinational conglomerates, and nubile 18 year olds with a bigger bust size than brains.

Welcome to Hell. We'll continue to call it Earth until the paperwork clears.

On the plus side, it means reaching Vella's fire lake cabin is that much more accessible.

 

[Guest]

And people constantly ask me, "Satan, Satan, why is there so much evil in the world? Why is it always more attractive than good?"

Okay, albeit it is phrased more as a general blaming and a rebuking to return to someplace called "Nether Regions of the Darkest Pit", but I'm a bit knackered from my last rutting with the succubi so I'm typing this instead.

I'd say this is a good example of why. The good are punished for their crimes, beaten, bruised, battered, left wanting. The evil get big cash settlements, jobs looting multinational conglomerates, and nubile 18 year olds with a bigger bust size than brains.

Welcome to Hell. We'll continue to call it Earth until the paperwork clears.

On the plus side, it means reaching Vella's fire lake cabin is that much more accessible.

Amen.