Cook a long with Crackerville: Menu: Toast, Butter and Jam.

[The_Goat]

Crackerville will be here soon to show you how to make the perfect Toast and Jam (with step by step pictures) so, gather the following and await his arrival:

A Morphy Richards ‘Manhattan 2 Slice Toaster’

Two slices of bread

A tub of butter

A jar of jam

A plate

A knife

 

[Rockie Montana]

Lol :d

 

[Rockie Montana]

 

[crackerville]

Crackerville will be here soon to show you how to make the perfect Toast and Jam (with step by step pictures) so, gather the following and await his arrival:

A Morphy Richards ‘Manhattan 2 Slice Toaster’

Two slices of bread

A tub of butter

A jar of jam

A plate

A knife

Where your pics at? lol

 

[The_Goat]

Where your pics at? lol

You need to tell us how to make toast and jam...

Your fans have gathered the equipment and ingredients and now we are waiting for the technique and tips you spanner

 

[semen4her]

I'm confused.

The peanut butter melts and burns in the toaster.

 

[great lover]

Crackerville will be here soon to show you how to make the perfect Toast and Jam (with step by step pictures) so, gather the following and await his arrival:

A Morphy Richards ‘Manhattan 2 Slice Toaster’

Two slices of bread

A tub of butter

A jar of jam

A plate

A knife

I ain't got a Morphy Richards. I have a GE toaster. Will that be equally effective?

 

[Rockie Montana]

I ain't got a Morphy Richards. I have a GE toaster. Will that be equally effective?

Shut up airhead.

 

[great lover]

Shut up airhead.

STFU fat prick.

 

[Rockie Montana]

STFU fat prick.

You really are a lame fool. One of your threads that never made it like all the rest.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=581154

 

[great lover]

You really are a lame fool. One of your threads that never made it like all the rest.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=581154

Lame one? I can walk without assistance, dumbass.

 

[Karen Kraft]

You need to tell us how to make toast and jam...

Your fans have gathered the equipment and ingredients and now we are waiting for the technique and tips you spanner

I'm afraid my dyslexia caused quite a mess. Also I started too early:

I got the bread, sliced it to make two nice slices, put on the butter and the jam, put it in the toaster, waited about five (5) minutes, and noticed a lot of smoke.

Then I put my fingers in both sides to clean out the mess, having forgotten to turn off the machine. As the sweet smell of cooking jam changed to something more like BBQ, I noticed that my hands were on fire.

I give up. I have to let my hands heal before next weekend, when I plan to repair my Saturn's automatic transmission -- in the garage -- after I move all the boxes filled with Christmas ornaments.

Any suggestions?

 

[great lover]

I'm afraid my dyslexia caused quite a mess. Also I started too early:

I got the bread, sliced it to make two nice slices, put on the butter and the jam, put it in the toaster, waited about five (5) minutes, and noticed a lot of smoke.

Then I put my fingers in both sides to clean out the mess, having forgotten to turn off the machine. As the sweet smell of cooking jam changed to something more like BBQ, I noticed that my hands were on fire.

I give up. I have to let my hands heal before next weekend, when I plan to repair my Saturn's automatic transmission -- in the garage -- after I move all the boxes filled with Christmas ornaments.

Any suggestions?

I suggest you go see a doctor, young lady.