Convince me to...

[ExLimey]

...post a picture of myself.


Sorry ladies, it will be fully clothed

 

[InnocentAngel81]

please post a picture, there isn't anything good on tv at the moment

 

[Nora]

How about this:

Post a pic and I won't nag at you to buy new tires.

 

[KillerMuffin]

He's an ex-limey, it's tyres.

 

[ExLimey]

please post a picture, there isn't anything good on tv at the moment

Me thinks there might not be anything good on the 'puter if I post a pic!

 

[ExLimey]

How about this:

Post a pic and I won't nag at you to buy new tires.

The forecast for the next week shows snow everyday. I'm now scared to drive my truck. Please nag away, it's the only way I'm going to do anything about it.

Oh, KM, I have been an "Ex" for so long that it's "tires" for me too. Tyres just looks wrong.

 

[Nora]

He's an ex-limey, it's tyres.

Yes, but we have to break him of those unsavory limey habits of his. Or, as we say in Texas, "you in 'Merica now, boy."

 

[Siren]

 

[InnocentAngel81]

Me thinks there might not be anything good on the 'puter if I post a pic!

aww post a pic please

 

[slowfingers1]

Post your brit wanker pic.

Please dont post a wanker pic, I've seen enough cocks on this board thanks

Slowfingers

 

[Nora]

The forecast for the next week shows snow everyday. I'm now scared to drive my truck. Please nag away, it's the only way I'm going to do anything about it.

Oh, KM, I have been an "Ex" for so long that it's "tires" for me too. Tyres just looks wrong.

Please, please, pretty please buy new tires. For us? All your adoring Lit fans? Ok, we're a quiet bunch but we're out there. Really. You wouldn't want to disappoint us with your untimely demise, would you?

or, if that doesn't work...

Git yer ass to the store TOMORROW and get tires or the next pic posted of you online will be the one attached to your obituary. *glares sternly*

 

[ExLimey]

Post your brit wanker pic.

I don't have any pictures of my Brit Wanker (or my naturalized 'merican Wanker either)

I suppose I should have been more prepared for this, I'm searching for a good picture right now. Gimme a sec

 

[hogjack]

Clothing fine

I'm looking for some fashion tips so...please, please, please help a hoggie out.

And since you are getting Nora some tires I could use an oil change. Thanks.

 

[Nora]

Re: Clothing fine

I'm looking for some fashion tips so...please, please, please help a hoggie out.

And since you are getting Nora some tires I could use an oil change. Thanks.

hehehe. noooooo! the tires are for him! He managed to land his truck in a ditch earlier.

 

[ExLimey]

Fashion tips!? From me? I have granimals for big kids (also have a coworker who lets me know if I get it wrong!)

Here's a pic, be kind and quick, I may take it down.

 

[hogjack]

Not only a fashion tip

But also some decorating help.

THANKS.

 

[ExLimey]

Re: Not only a fashion tip

But also some decorating help.

Those are not my dolphins nor is it my house.

 

[Siren]

 

[Nora]

Well looky at that. Hogjack? I'm trading you in for a newer model.

You are a very nice looking man, ex-Limey.

Now go get some freakin' tires for your truck.

 

[ExLimey]

You are a very nice looking man, ex-Limey.

Moi? Do you need glasses?

Now go get some freakin' tires for your truck.

But the tire store is 40 miles away and probably closed tomorrow. I'll call on Monday, I promise. Hopefully that's enough to get Nora off my back.

 

[Nora]

not even *close* to stopping my nagging.

Walmart is open on Sundays. I'd be willing to bet there's one close by. Go there. TOMORROW.


I wear glasses, and my prescription's up to date.

 

[Guest]

 

[ExLimey]

not even *close* to stopping my nagging.

Walmart is open on Sundays. I'd be willing to bet there's one close by. Go there. TOMORROW.

I avoid that place like the plague.

I work on the road (spend most of my week driving somewhere else). The last thing I want to do on the weekend is drive into town! I said I'd call on MONDAY dammit!

 

[Nora]

I avoid that place like the plague.

I work on the road (spend most of my week driving somewhere else). The last thing I want to do on the weekend is drive into town! I said I'd call on MONDAY dammit!

You spend most of your worktime on the road and you let your tires go bald and your alignment get whacked? Grrr! And they say women don't take care of their cars?? lol

Ok, I'll stop nagging. Unless you plan to drive anywhere tomorrow. Then I'll resume.

But you're still cute.

 

[Aquila]

Why is it that every fucking dude on here looks like a fucking peadophile or some geeky twat?


We have Aquila..the laughable Michelin man, mother fucker.


And this nonce looke-a-like

And some other weird cunts whose name escapes me due to not caring about them

we show our faces bitch. because we're not cowards like you.