Conversation With My Soul

[Guest]

They say that the eyes are the
Window to the soul...
That a person can say I love you
With a wink or a smile.

Young lovers can sit for hours
holding hands, not saying a word,
and walk away feeling they just had
the best conversation of their lives.

Having never spoken to you,
or been close enough to hold your
hand or smiled into the emerald of
your eyes, I can only promise:

One day, I will hold you close,
so you can feel my heart beat, and
have a conversation with my soul.

Copyright ©2003 PrinceJonny

 

[MathGirl]

Hay, I write pomes, too

I'm a redneck trucker, an' I don't give a flip,
Gotta handlebar moustache to hide ma hare lip,
I love ta smoke an' spit, an' I always chew snuff,
I like a gut fulla whiskey anna mouf fulla muff.

Ma saddest day was when ma hound dog died,
I thowed the carcass in ma truck an' went fer a ride,
When Ah got back home I felt better, sho 'nuff,
I had a gut fulla whiskey anna mouf fulla muff.

Happiest day of ma life was when I wed Mary Lou,
Carried her inta ma trailer and yelled, "Wahoo,"
She sez, "I usually gits paid, an' I like it rough,
I'll giveya a gut fulla whiskey anna mouf fulla muff."


No copywright here. Hell, I ain't proud. Ya can have the damn thing.

 

[KillerMuffin]

You know that's my family you're talking about here, MG. I'd be insulted if that wasn't true.

 

[MathGirl]

Oops

You know that's my family you're talking about here, MG. I'd be insulted if that wasn't true.

Sorry, KM. I didn't know I was hitting so close to home.
MG

 

[hiddenself]

Re: Hay, I write pomes, too

And that's a pretty cool one too!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Hey, whose insulted? Not me!

 

[MathGirl]

Cringe.....

I'm not sure I should have posted anything to this thread. After all, the Prince started it. Maybe he wanted to reserve this for his own use and will be angry with me for poaching.

I'd really hate to have the Prince mad at me. He has a colored belt in krotty and a rapir-like wit.

Well, it's bedtime. I know I won't sleep, though. Wish I had never posted anything here.

Cringe,
MG

 

[openthighs_sarah]

Re: Cringe.....

Wish I had never posted anything here.

Yeah. Me too.

 

[Pookie]

Re: Hay, I write pomes, too

I'm a redneck trucker, an' I don't give a flip,
Gotta handlebar moustache to hide ma hare lip,
I love ta smoke an' spit, an' I always chew snuff,
I like a gut fulla whiskey anna mouf fulla muff.

Ma saddest day was when ma hound dog died,
I thowed the carcass in ma truck an' went fer a ride,
When Ah got back home I felt better, sho 'nuff,
I had a gut fulla whiskey anna mouf fulla muff.

Happiest day of ma life was when I wed Mary Lou,
Carried her inta ma trailer and yelled, "Wahoo,"
She sez, "I usually gits paid, an' I like it rough,
I'll giveya a gut fulla whiskey anna mouf fulla muff."


No copywright here. Hell, I ain't proud. Ya can have the damn thing.

Stop it, ya hear!! You dang well know that'un makes me cry.

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: Hay, I write pomes, too

Stop it, ya hear!! You dang well know that'un makes me cry.

Sorry, Pooks. I know how maudlin, sentimental verse affects you.
MG

 

[oggbashan]

Re: Hay, I write pomes, too

I'm a redneck trucker, an' I don't give a flip,
Gotta handlebar moustache to hide ma hare lip,
I love ta smoke an' spit, an' I always chew snuff,
I like a gut fulla whiskey anna mouf fulla muff.

It needs to be forwarded to Nashville and recorded.

Sure to be a hit. MathGirl would look cute in their Hall of Fame.

Og

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Re: Re: Hay, I write pomes, too

It needs to be forwarded to Nashville and recorded.

Sure to be a hit. MathGirl would look cute in their Hall of Fame.

Og

Hall of Foam is more like it.

If poetry is supposed to be the opposite of cliche, who wins?


---dr.M.

 

[Guest]

exits stage left

<~~~~~muttering like Sgt Schultz:
"I see Nothing. I hear Nothing."

 

[DurtGurl]

Innocent question

Are links to commercial sites on here considered ..... oh, what the heck do you call that?....... You know, the ground pork product that comes in cans?

Just wondering, because I found one. It's there purely by accident, I'm sure.

DurtGurl

 

[Guest]

Re: Innocent question

Are links to commercial sites on here considered ..... oh, what the heck do you call that?....... You know, the ground pork product that comes in cans?

Just wondering, because I found one. It's there purely by accident, I'm sure.

DurtGurl

I'm sure if there was an aroma of a pork product in the air, no one would know it better than you DG

except for that one "girl" maybe. I definitely smell pork rinds and pigs knuckles there. Granted, I'm not throwing the words "TRAILER PARK," out there or anything.

&

PJ

 

[DurtGurl]

Bronx chear

Hay, Princie,
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Sincerely,
DG

 

[MathGirl]

Harsh words for DG

You be nice, DG, or I'll give you a good spanking.
MG

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Diane - the woman who gives Schizophrenia two faces...

 

[Guest]

for MG/DG

Roses are red
Violets are blue.
I'm a schizophrenic.
And so am I