Contribute to the "Send Marxist Back to Africa" Fund

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Right now we only have enough to ship him halfway, which, frankly, might be far enough.

 

[Marxist]

That's just so wrong and obvious. I expect better from The Big Ragoo.

 

[Camille]

I'll pay for the cement overcoat and shoes.

 

[Moi]

Will you be escorting him back?
I'm willing to double my contribution...

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

That's just so wrong and obvious. I expect better from The Big Ragoo.

I was going to say exactly that on your Miles post.

 

[Marxist]

I was going to say exactly that on your Miles post.

Hey, "Africa" is easy, "Macon" is inspired.

Besides, it's been a week since Miles started that thread. No one wants RW to go to Cuba, he's fun and offers an opinion only found in those little pamphlets you find in Alternative sections of town.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Africa is funnier. Here, I'll show you why...

"Please contribute folks. Poor Marxist spends all night playing 'Roots' backwards."

 

[Marxist]

True. But Macon just sounds funny and it's local. Sort of like "Send Dixon Carter Lee To Bakersfield."


"Back To Africa" from a White guy sounds a tad...

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Are you about to call me a "honky"?

 

[Marxist]

If the mayonaisse fits...you should eat the sandwich.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Wasn't mayonaisse invented by a black man, or has Black History month totally lied to me?

 

[estevie]

If the mayonaisse fits...you should eat the sandwich.

I probably shouldn't be laughing, but you 2 are cracking me up!

 

[Marxist]

Mayonaisse was invented by Grover Washington Jr.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

A white guy invented mustard. Do you think this is at the heart of racism? What to put on bologna?

 

[Marxist]

Stage or Carnegie?

Carnegie is way overrated.

The Stage has the ALI sandwich as well.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I had dinner at Vitello's the other night, where Robert Blake ate dinner the night he shot his wife. They still have a meal named after him. It's on a little card slipped into the menu. I thought of swiping it and selling it on E-bay. Think anyone would buy? And is Robert Black black or white? I can't tell.

 

[Marxist]

I had dinner at Vitello's the other night, where Robert Blake ate dinner the night he shot his wife. They still have a meal named after him. It's on a little card slipped into the menu. I thought of swiping it and selling it on E-bay. Think anyone would buy?

Look, people are buying Luis Gonzalez's old chewing gum (true!). I don't see why Baretta's name on a piece of carboard shouldn't be worth something.

 

[Joe Adcock]

Stage or Carnegie?

Carnegie is way overrated.

The Stage has the ALI sandwich as well.

God's Holy Trousers, went into the Carnegie with friends on my last visit -- it was like Nazis were working there now! One friend ordered Matzoh fry, and it was like it had been made with powdered eggs, during the Ford administration....

And the Pastrami -- Eh. I've had better in Milwaukee.

 

[Cheyenne]

So what did he do this time to deserve being deported?

 

[sunstruck]

I'm not sure which of you two I'd rather see in a loin cloth swinging from trees.

 

[Problem Child]

I just wish you fuckers would stop misspelling mayonnaise.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I just wish you fuckers would stop misspelling mayonnaise.

Exactly. It's spelled m-i-r-a-c-l-e- -w-h-i-p.

Figure it out you hosers.

 

[patient1]

So what did he do this time to deserve being deported?

The board is in a parody phase.

Maybe it started with Innocentangel81's "Adopt a college student"

anyway Miles started a send Redwave to Cuba charity

Marxist started a send Miles to Maccon charity

and now this thread.

 

[Azwed]

B--O---R--I--N--G

Not your best stuff guys can't you do better?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Suddenly this is SeaWorld, I'm Shamu, and I gotta jump through a fucking hoop for you?