Contract between DannyboyUK and Siren.......

[Siren]

 

[red_rose]

I don't know, but somewhere in there, he should have to get naked and post pics.

 

[cybergirly]

I don't know, but somewhere in there, he should have to get naked and post pics.

yep, what she said

 

[Siren]

 

[DannyBoyUK]

I can see I am gonna be forced to buy a bloody scanner !

<s>

 

[red_rose]

I hear they get discounted when they're "bloody".

(okay, that was bad.)

Just get a webcam - much cheaper and you'll make all the ladies happy.

 

[DannyBoyUK]

Trouble is that I will have to place a special order - the usual shops don't have ones that are big enough !!!!!!





All right I meant small enough !



<s>

 

[Siren]

 

[cybergirly]

"wankerbobber" oh I gotta steal that one too.

 

[Siren]

 

[cybergirly]

hmmm no, don't like it like that, gonna have to work on it

 

[red_rose]

Term 2 - He must post said pictures of his aforementioned "wankerbobber" for all of Lit to see.

 

[Siren]

Good one Red

 

[DannyBoyUK]

You could always take the pics for me, rose.....

 

[Siren]

 

[red_rose]

You could always take the pics for me, rose.....

I've got my webcam all set up.

Getcher ass over here.

 

[Siren]

 

[cybergirly]

We need a clause that it must be HIS wankerbobber...not a cheap imitation

 

[red_rose]

I think some ass pictures are in order, too, though.

Can you pencil that in?

 

[DannyBoyUK]

Hmmmm


Our birthdays are only 4 days apart from each other. We could give each other simultaneous presents - and not waste a single moment of the time that elapses between the two celebratory days.


Will you meet me at the airport ? I'll be travelling light so you don't need to bring the limo !

 

[Siren]

 

[Siren]

Okay, here are all the terms.

 

[red_rose]

That's odd. Your profile says your birthday is N/A.

I assumed that meant you were *hatched*.

Do you have a belly button?

 

[cybergirly]

penalties hmmm... Not sure but you have to incorporate yoyo into this somehow...


Of course the penalties could be the same as the terms, that away it's a win/win situation.

 

[DannyBoyUK]

I have a nice deep belly button - one of my proudest features !